So, he’s going to kill himself because he can’t get two girls… I know that feel bro.

Nevermind that I’m sure there’s unicorns amongst the cops there who can grab him with enough levitate, if not pegasai to catch (and if he sileds to deflect all that,t he shields would save him, and both unicorns and pegasai could slow the air, maing a giant Shining Bouncy Ball.

DO A FLIP!

@EQUINE_excite  
sorry never mind. i finally got it working.

@Hypastpist  
Wait… 173?  
 
Don’t blink.

173… one seven three…?
 
OH FUCK
 
JUMP SHINING!!! DO IT THE ALTERNATIVE IS WORSE!!!

He might be considered brave for jumping but he’d be braver if he stuck with them.

@Thunderheart  
Are you pressing the “Save My Settings” button?

ok, got a serious question guys.  
whenever i add a tag to blacklist, it doesn’t save.  
is there a bug i’m encountering or what?

LOL I actually was able to read this one. Kinda funny.

DO IT! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!!!

her Majesty never told us about this, although it explains where that new company came from.

im liking this plan B

Nullify marriage.  
Give Chrysalis paternity payments.
 
Done.

I lost it at “I’M GONNA JUMP!” XD

Hey Shining, if you jump - “Do a Barrel Roll”

Cheerilee’s Boarding School for young changelings of course. V

@Soundtea:  
What about the insectoid spawn he has to take care of?

One wife is a goddess of love, and the other can become anything you want.
 
I’m a bit jealous right now.

Don’t jump! If you’re going to kill yourself, do it in a way that won’t damage your liver!

Chrysalis! You’re not helping!

I’m not gonna lie to you Shining, people down here are starting to murmur, that you don’t have the balls to do it, I say, you CAN do it…..I mean, I don’t want you to jump, I’m just saying you have the capability

^STOP RIGHT HERE! explain your behavior!