Twidash ships with cash. The rest go on my card.

I’d take Rainbow and PInkie

I think Derpy could probably escape pretty easily if she wanted to, just look at that hole she made.
 
Also she’d probably eat your furniture.

Fluttershy because Fluttershy, and Twilight because she’s friggin’ adorable.

Lyra is like the mantis shrimp of pocket ponies.

This is why Derpibooru needs a public POLL function.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CREDIT CARD!!

Only $100…hmm buy hi point pistol, Rob store, take all pones, set free.

RD: “Pick me and your life will never be boring.”
 
I probably won’t be able to get any sleep either.

You guys got 100$. Which 2 or one do u choose XD

Lyra and Pinkie.
 
The former for myself and the latter as a gift for someone. :3

I would get Maud…and of course I couldn’t keep her sister away from her…then I’d finagle a way to get Fluttershy free of charge…And Derpy.

@PonyPon  
(TIC) You claim I am a madmare, and yet you are unabashedly complicit in this amoral institution. Which is more insane, a mare who cuts down another on principle, or a group of mares who allow political dissidents and foals to be bred and sold like mere “pets?”
 
Smashes glass to pony slave pens
 
Be free my friends. You must live for yourselves now! Flee this house of misery and injustice, for I will soon raze it to the ground. Wait patiently in the shadows, until the winds of change whip violently and the rotten foundations of this country give way.

@Pagan  
I’m aware.
 
I would have asked either way.

@PonyPon  
I’m pretty sure the (tongue in cheek) means they are just joking around.

@Pinkbeardedpony
 

 
Okaaaaay…so when do the guys in white show up to drive you home?

@PonyPon  
(Tongue in Cheek) A society which permits the practices of fillynapping, torture, and involuntary servitude is not one which will count me as a member. Go and crank the spiked chains of hopelessness, start the black gears of tyranny whirling. I will grind them to a halt with my blade, or my body if need be.
 
Spits at PonyPon’s feet

@Pinkbeardedpony  
Congrats, you just killed an innocent pet shop owner.
 
In front of a dozen witnesses.

PBP: Oi filthy sla- I mean “esteemed” shopkeeper, I heard that you were slashing your prices.
 
Slaver Scum: I am aware of no such price reductions.
 
PBP: Is that so. Well I just so happen to have a buy 2 get 1 free coupon tucked into my belt. Please accept it!
 
Cut Cut Cut
 
PBP: God may forgive you but I never will.  

I’d pick you, Celestia, don’t worry; you’re still best princess in my book.

Five finger discount and maybe a hammer.

I’m really wanting to buy Celestia, but darn it Twilight, you are making this difficult.

$700.00 isn’t that much.

I can get more than $100. Even if I can’t, we’ll work together on a way to get all of them out of there and headed home (Equestria) and reimburse me for the trouble.

good by money it was nice knowing you.