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(Storm King Zeppelin flies towards Canterlot)  
Grubber: “Lieutenant Tempest Shadow, we have just reached the Canterlot perimeter. We shall maintain this position as we observe~~”  
Tempest Shadow: “No! All hands to battle stations.”  
Grubber: “But Ma’am… our orders~~”  
Tempest Shadow: “I have been waiting for this moment for over 20 years. I have been given weapons, men, and a target. I will not be cock-blocked at the point of entry by that FOALISH TALL STOAT! I. Know. We. Will get what is coming to us. Now Captain, Launch the O-1s!”  
Grubber: “…YES MA’AM!”  
Obsidian Orb Missiles are fired towards Canterlot, only to get blasted by soundwaves and blowing up.)  
Tempest Shadow: “…Status report. ANYONE!!”  
Storm Guard: “Well the O-1s launched, and then they blew up. But not before reaching their target: like way too soon.”  
Tempest Shadow: “I can see that. WHY?!”  
Grubber: “Reports say it’s sniper fire!”  
Tempest Shadow: “Kilometers away? YOU ARE USELESS! GET ME A BUCKING VISUAL!!”  
(Potion reveals Vinyl Scratch standing with her Subwoofer-II Cannons mounted behind her)  
Octavia Melody: “Now, give them a proper Canterlot Welcome!”  
Vinyl Scratch: “So, a mountain of over-the-top Love, Tolerance, and Unnecessary Singing?”  
Octavia Melody: “Exactament.”  
Vinyl Scratch: “OUI BUCKING MADEMOISELLE!”  
(Vinyl Scratch takes aim with her Bass Cannons at the oncoming Zeppelin bearing the Storm King Insignia)  
Octavia: “OPEN FIRE!!”  
(Vinyl Scratch yells as she fires her Bass Cannons as the soundwaves tear into the hull and envelope of Tempest Shadows’ Zeppelin)  
Storm Guard: “We’re being shredded, Lieutenant!”  
Tempest Shadow: “TELL ME SOMETHING NEW!”  
(A stray Bass blasts through the side of the ship, destroying the engines)  
Storm Guard: “Well… we just lost two engines.”  
Tempest Shadow: “CUUUNNNTTT!”  
Grubber: “Ma’am! We can’t keep taking this kind of damage! We’re going to crash!”  
Tempest Shadow: “Than give me Ramming Speed, Captain! RIGHT INTO THAT BITCH!”  
Grubber: “Which Bitch, Lieutenant?!”  
Tempest Shadow: “THAT BITCH WITH THE CAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNSSS!!!”  
(Vinyl Scratch stops firing her Bass Cannons)  
Octavia Melody: “Alright Ma Chere, how bout’ you flash them Baked Goods?”  
(Vinyl scratch flips out a pair of ‘Baked Goods’ twin firework grenades as she fires them at the Zeppelin as it tears further into the Envelope of the balloon as it starts to spiral into a freefall)  
Tempest Shadow: “Rrrrrrrrrrggggg CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!”  
(Temest Shadows’ Zeppelin plows into the earth and explodes in a massive fireball)
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