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Animanga21
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@Horseman7  
Derpy: Help me! For the love of god, help me!  
TS: Oh don’t worry, Derpy. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a criminal asylum. But it’s almost over now. Toodle-oo!
ShimmeringStallion

@Lawful Girly  
jazzy porno music commences  
TS: “I call the thimble”  
music stops again  
Derpy: “BULLSHIT! I WANT THE THIMBLE!!!”  
TS: “Did we just set a new record for the fastest fight to occur as a result of Monopoly?”  
Derpy: “Maybe…”
Horseman7

Strawberry Clock
@Animanga21  
Derpy: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?  
TS: Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.  
Derpy: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there!  
TS: Please, Derpy. I don’t know how to teach. I’m a professor.
Animanga21
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@Horseman7  
TS: The portal to equestria may be closed, but we can use my machine to identify similar energy patterns and find a new portal!  
SS: Isn’t this the machine that made those glow in the dark noses?  
TS: IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN’T IT!?
Horseman7

Strawberry Clock
@Animanga21  
TS: And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.  
Sunset Shimmer: Speaks into microphone Hello.  
Translator Machine: Bonjour!  
TS: Fancy gibberish!
Animanga21
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@Horseman7  
Principal Celestia: Professor Sparkle, for saving our school and town from assured destruction, I am honoured to present you with this humanitarian award, which we confiscated from Trixie after it became apparent that she was a jackass.
Horseman7

Strawberry Clock
TS: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being is a scientist is all about.  
Flash Sentry: No, that’s what being a magical pony is all about.
Animanga21
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@Legioner8
 
I can do this all day.
 
TS: Are you mad!? You can’t go there! That’s what killed my OLD friends! And you’re not half as good as they were!
 
Rainbow Dash: Woo hoo! high fives Pinkie
 
Pinkie: We live to suck another day!
 
Sunset: Like hell we will! It’s going to take more than a swarm of deadly, deadly magic bees to keep us from helping a friend in need!
Animanga21
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@Horseman7  
Pinkie Pie gets into Twilight’s lab.
 
PP: Oohhh, what’s this thing do? fiddles with tiny machine  
TS: Oh, that kills everything everywhere.  
PP: Stuperpendifulous! tosses it carelessly over her shoulder What about that?
Horseman7

Strawberry Clock
@Animanga21  
Next movie Sunset Shimmer has to go to Equestria
 
TS: This is the perfect chance for Sunset Shimmer to try out my new pills.  
[opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out]  
SS: I can’t swallow that.  
TS: Well, then good news. It’s a suppository.