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“Sisterhooves Social” was the one I was referring to with that.
 
Also, it’s amazing how much of this show sounds dirty out of context (the refrigerator full of nothing but whipped cream in Rainbow Rocks comes to mind).
 
…Then there’s the stuff that’s kinda iffy even in context. Like this:  
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Huh, don’t remember that one… maybe it happened more than twice?
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Rarity did it twice. And one of those times was out in front of everypony. Including her own sister.
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They’ve even pretended to be one another, which resulted, naturally, in them being covered in disgusting substances.
 
Rarity, mostly.
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Not to mention that they spent a surprising amount of the evening wrapped in each other’s arms and trembling.
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In bed, covering each other with disgusting substances… and cucumber-slices…
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Well, in Pinkie’s case, you don’t exactly get a choice.
 
As for Applejack? Things between her and Rarity have been a bit different since the night they wound up in bed together. This part is totally canon.
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Well of course she’s far less sophisticated. If she wasn’t, why would she even tolerate friends like Pinkie or Applejack?
 
She’s kind’ve a douchemallow.
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Why do you think she went after Blueblood in the first place?
 
And with you 100% on Trenderhoof. When a guy completely ignores you and starts stalking one of your friends, he is no longer a valid romantic prospect, and you’ll feel better after talking to somepony, preferably the police.
 
But yeah, you summed it up better than I did. In fact, I think she might only be after a boyfriend at all for shallow reasons. She seems mainly interested in finding a guy with display value, rather than an emotional connection, which suggests to me, if I’m right about this, that she’s far less mature and sophisticated than she thinks she is.
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Well you say she prefers men with wealth, power, fame, and/or status… then, there’s Blueblood.
 
I get the feeling she just has preferences based around shallow reasons… I mean, TRENDERHOOF? Seriously!?
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Rarity seems to prefer men with wealth, power, fame and/or status. She’s the “social climber” sort. Sweetie Belle has probably noticed this… So why would she try to set Rarity up with a guy who can be mistaken for somepony else’s property?
 
Your point are taken, Sweetie could probably handle a potion (with some help), and she can definitely be couned on to have a conscience.
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Well, she doesn’t mind Spike’s company, and wants Rarity to be happy. Truth be told, Spike’s the only male in Rarity’s life ‘consistently’, why wouldn’t she think they’d be good together?
 
As for a repel-spell, I meant it as more of a potion they make Spike and Harshwhinny drink to keep them apart at all times. Being devious is one thing, but she also needs to contend with the act of actively ruining the life of another pony through physical involvement, which would be exceptionally hard to remain devious about.
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She’s barely starting to get the hang of her magic. There’s no way she could pull that off reliably.
 
Anything Sweetie Belle could do to Miss Harshwhinny would have to be something done simply and sneakily in the dark of the night. Unfortunately for Miss Harshwhinny, Sweetie Belle can be very devious and creative when she’s got a score to settle, so this hardly limits the options.
 
On the other hand, what make you so sure Sweetie Belle would want Spike and Rarity together?
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Hey, you can only imagine what she’d do to keep Harshwhinny away from Spike… maybe a Repel-based spell of some sort?
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I don’t think that applies when your failure nearly lobotomizes your teacher and your friend’s big brother.
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“If at first you don’t succeed…”
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Yes, because last time she meddled in somepony else’s love life, it went so well. :P
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Huh, I was expecting her to produce the wrath against Spike that Rarity wouldn’t be capable of, due to how she would want Rarity to be with Spike.
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She just joins in.
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I’m more interested in Sweetie Belle’s reaction, myself…
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Seems about right
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“CHEATING JERK!!!-aside, aaaaawwwwwww!”
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I just want to see Twilight’s reaction to this.
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They look so adorable…