@Badumsquish  
Never before have I wished so much that there was a way to upvote comments.

@Badumsquish  
To be fair, that third one IS a terrible changeling: He should’ve slept with that mare’s mother, too!

@Badumsquish  
Bravo, sir. Bravo.

@Badumsquish  
 
One guy for every scene

@Scrounge  
That would be mandatory, I think. Also one of them (or possibly a fourth one) would have to be the smart one, who spends all his free time trying to talk sense into his mom only to be immediately rebuked:
 
Son: Mom, I went over your invasion plan–  
Chrysalis: Isn’t it evil?!  
Son: Uh… yeah. All kinds of evil. But… why the Capital City of Equestria? Again?  
Chrysalis: Because they have more love than any kingdom I’ve ever encountered!  
Son: Yeah… but they also have three, sorry, four alicorns in their forces now, a spirit of chaos, a full army, and an allied nation with a love-powered anti-evil weapon.  
Chrysalis: And…?  
Son: What I’m saying is, the Zebra kingdom is like right over there. They can’t even use magic. I mean we wouldn’t even need the disguises, we could just march in and–  
Chrysalis: But Equestria has more love! All units prepare for battle!!!  
Son: *FACEHOOF*
 
Son: Mom, I’ve been doing some thinking.  
Chrysalis: *Sighs* Yes, son?  
Son: We feed on love, right?  
Chrysalis: Yes.  
Son: So why are we trying to spread terror and conquer nations?  
Chrysalis: Because it’s what we do!  
Son: Okay, yes. But… it’s not very loving, is it? I mean, it’s like shooting a cow so you can milk it.  
Chrysalis: SHOOT the cow! Brilliant, I love it! That’s exactly the trick we need to capture more cows!  
Son: Mom, you’re missing the point!  
Chrysalis: Bob! Fetch my hunting hat! We’re going on a cow hunt!  
Son: *FACEHOOF*
 
Son: Mom! Why is he trapped in a cocoon and brainwashed?!  
Chrysalis: I was hungry!  
Son: So was I! You know what I did? I took on the form of a handsome stallion, went to a night club, laid the charm on a mare, and took her to a hotel room.  
Chrysalis: And then you brainwashed her and trapped her in a cocoon, right?!  
Son: No, we had some fun and she gave me her number when I left.  
Chrysalis: You let her go?!  
Son: Well, yeah, but now her family isn’t freaking out looking for her, she had some fun too, and I can go back there anytime I want for a second helping!  
Chrysalis: You mean you didn’t even kidnap her husband and assume his form?!  
Son: No, Mom, she was single! That was the entire point!  
Chrysalis: You… are a terrible changeling!  
Son: *FACEHOOF*
 
Son: Mom! Have you heard?! Some monster escaped Tartarus and is stealing all the magic from the ponies!  
Chrysalis: I know! Isn’t it hilarious?!  
Son: Yeah. It’s an absolute laugh riot that our food source is being wiped out! We have to do something!  
Chrysalis: I agree! Now’s our chance to take over Equestria!!! Bob, fetch my conquering hat!  
Son: *FACEHOOF*  
*LATER THAT DAY THERE’S A KNOCK AT TWILIGHT’S DOOR*  
Twilight: AAAGH!!!  
Son: Hi. I’m, uh, your nephew, I guess. And this is… a very large army of changelings. Can we help?  
Twilight: *FLAT WAT FACE*  
Son: Just so you know, though, my mom’s doing the can-can in the palace. Just something to think about once we stop Tirek.
 
Now that, I want to see in Season 5!

@Badumsquish  
Chrysalis: “I should have left them all with the ponies.”

@Badumsquish  
i presume at least one is mutinous as well as incompetent? (Please let that one be Bob…)

@Scrounge  
The rest of his kids will grow up to be a “special” forces group in Chrysalis’ hive much like the Ginyu Force, much to her abject embarassment.
 
“For the hive!”  
“And for evil!”  
“We’re Hatcher!”  
“Scratcher!”  
“And Bob!”  
“Equestria’s worst nightmare!”  
*They all strike a pose*  
*Chrysalis just face-hoofs*

@Background Pony #B5DF  
Oh, it wouldn’t just “technically count as” that, it would flat-out be it. I was just concerned that using that particular word might get me in trouble.
 
And as for comparisons, it’s less like he was drunk and more like she slipped something in his drink. There’s no ambiguity here. Chrysalis is a slimy, sleazy, skanky predator, and little Shieldbug is better off with daddy.

@Scrounge  
Nah, if Chrysalis did do the do with Shiny, it would technically count as the r-word. Remember, if you are sober and you have sex with a drunk person, knowing that they’re drunk and have a clouded mind, it can be classified as the r-word. In this case, Shiny was brainwashed and unable to give clear consent to any such activities.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Whatev, I’m just pointing out what someone else said.

@Scrounge  
Lawyers are society’s way of keeping the power-mad in check… Aaaand for the power-mad to remain that way until they UNQUESTIONABLY screw up.

@ShimmeringStallion  
I refer you to this post.

She’d have a LAWYER?… Why? Nopony likes lawyers…

@the metal bronyhead  
Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

D’aww

@Scrounge  
i know silly

@the metal bronyhead  

@Background Pony #90E1  
LOL Gary Oak’s line in Pokemon

Chrysalis Was here.  
Cadence is a loser!

I’m thinking that maybe his Name should be Chitin or Sanguinare.

@Badumsquish  
“Not safe for Dave?”
 
 
@FloydPinkerton  
I’d think that would mean she’d be a lawyer.
 
 
@Badumsquish  
That little story in the second part of your post is actually really sweet.
 
 
@PonyPon  
“Slightly cross” was enough to kill Sombra and go zap-happy on a giant worm monster, then. :P

@albert19  
She’s heartless and power-mad. Of course she has a lawyer.

@Badumsquish  
Oh great it’s ending like The Jeremy Kyle Show LOL

@Badumsquish  
I can totally see Bon-Bon and Lyra being on a talk show cause of that. And when on it the Pony version of Maury povich says “Well we have a surprise for you Lyra. AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING!” At which point one of us will walk out from backstage and just sit next to them or across from them if you would like to keep your ribs from being broke by the surprise tackle Lyra gives you.