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WTF moments in sex caught in the act part 7!
 
Twilight: “Look, uh, ‘Flash’, you seem like a real sweet guy, but you’re just the Flash Sentry who sort of bumped into me once or twice. THIS hunk of sizzling man-meat is the Flash Sentry who was nice, and helped me out, and gave me my first dance… and… and besides, I’m a princess, so I can have whoever I want!”  
Human Flash: “Wait, you’re a princess too?!”  
Twilight: “I’m a girl you met who magically nuked a demon who’s now a winged horse who pulled you across dimensions for a booty call and you’re surprised I’m a princess?”

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Danielmlib

@Peternators
With pony flash sentry having the thoughts of WTF did I walk on when on his rounds as a member of the royal guard when if he is now looking for a bottle of bleach after hearing moans and screams to catch his human counterpart doing twilight as a pony. If pony flash sentry now searches for human twilight to do her.
IPickAMoonDog

TJ4E
@Badumsquish 
MUST-NOT-HATE-FLASH…  
TOO LATE!  
I’m gonna kick Vincent Tong’s ass when I get to Baltimare!  
Actually I’ve met with him 3 times at con’s. He is a seriously great person. I’m looking forward to seeing him again in August.
IPickAMoonDog

TJ4E
As far as scale, I think this is pretty close, but Twilight may be a little bit too big. Not that she’ll be able to feel him either way (Flash is a well known needle dick bug fu*ker)  
I’M KIDDING!
Background Pony #CC0E
What would it take to get you to make a version of this with Danny and Surprise from G1?
Twifan
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -
Happy Derpy! -

@likeafox  
Actually if human flash showed he’d love Twilight enough to not care if she was a pony or a human, I’d start to like the guy.
 
And that is why it can never happen in canon. Ever. It’s too great a crime.
Twifan
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -
Happy Derpy! -

@Background Pony #391D  
From what I’ve of Starswirl, he seemed the type to make such portals to other worlds with the additional process of transforming the user into another creature, just because he can.
 
It wouldn’t surprise me if he has a portal that lead to a dinosaur world so he could walk through it and become a talking dinosaur.
Background Pony #CA9B
@Twifan  
Well, the Sirens still ended up turning into humans when Starswirl sent them there and it is implied he did it directly without employing any sort of magical artifact such as the mirror (though it could well be that he created the mirror and used it to send them there instead… the visuals don’t suggest this but nothing in the dialogue rules it out. Invent your own headcanons!)