@Keith Mowz
Just salty foods? Well, since I’ve partially lost sense of taste back in school I must say I enjoy almost ONLY very salty and very spicy food. Add alcohol to this and what do you get? Literal antialp-luachra barrier.
The stomach parasite, the disguised tentacle thing, and the only human in a world of ponies. Now roommates. This seems like it would be a great start to a gloriously bizarre tv show