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June: Api, pay attention you need to understand this
Api: But it’s so boooooooooorrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
June: Sure it might be now but this will be very important for later on when you’re a grown mare.
Api: I wanna play outside though!
June: You wouldn’t be in here right now if you paid attention in class
Api: groans
June: Are you ready to pay attention now?
Api: ……………………………………………………….. no
June: sighs What can I do to make you pay attention?
Api: Let me go play
June: Api, that’s not even a relevant argument
Api: ………..wha?
June: Nevermind. Can you please focus?
Api: Noooooooo. Don’t you have something else to do too? Why don’t you go and kiss Prince Valiant or something?
June: blushes Api!!!
Api: When are you two getting married?
June: Api! We’re not getting married!
Api: But I saw him kiss you before. Doesn’t that mean you’re marefriend and coltfriend and are gonna get married?
June: We’re not
Api: gasps Oh, and then you have babies after that! Are you and the prince gonna have a lot of babies, June?
June: No, Api! Focus on your work please
Api: But it’s so boooooooooorrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
June: Sure it might be now but this will be very important for later on when you’re a grown mare.
Api: I wanna play outside though!
June: You wouldn’t be in here right now if you paid attention in class
Api: groans
June: Are you ready to pay attention now?
Api: ……………………………………………………….. no
June: sighs What can I do to make you pay attention?
Api: Let me go play
June: Api, that’s not even a relevant argument
Api: ………..wha?
June: Nevermind. Can you please focus?
Api: Noooooooo. Don’t you have something else to do too? Why don’t you go and kiss Prince Valiant or something?
June: blushes Api!!!
Api: When are you two getting married?
June: Api! We’re not getting married!
Api: But I saw him kiss you before. Doesn’t that mean you’re marefriend and coltfriend and are gonna get married?
June: We’re not
Api: gasps Oh, and then you have babies after that! Are you and the prince gonna have a lot of babies, June?
June: No, Api! Focus on your work please
Kudos for counting them all.
@Poptard
Yes, indeed she sticks so much to what she created that they started to make sense and be enjoyable. She shouldn’t go overboard with her headcanons, though.
I like Starburst the most, but others aren’t half bad at all.
So did I, honestly, so I mostly just stick to the ones I like.
*38 because she just added a Cheese Sandwich son and I forgot about Pinkie’s other children Cloudy Skies and Suagr Rush and let’s not forget Dove, Trixie’s daughter.
34 I think. That’s counting all her “canon” offspring, plus ones she created for funsies when using possible Next Gen pairings, PLUS unborn foals from ships like Red June and Valiant Heart, PLUS “canon” future foals from Illsuion and Claire and T and Nidra, PLUUUUUS faols from background ponies like Vinyl/Neon Lights and Ocatvia/somebody and side characters including Snips, Snails, Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara.
And I may still be missing something.