i could watch this forever while listening to markiplier’s shirk outro. i was watching his five nights video and when i went to this the outro played.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Just got out of work, it looks like our employee who was going to Norway is now one of my guards. I was going to ask him about his reasons for returning but I figured I should just leave the building before another strangely colored horse broke into my office.
 
Pick up that can!

@Spritejunkee
 
Just got to work, my first day as a security guard. My boss told me that ponies have been invading the office and monologuing about their daily activities at their own workplaces. The pink one in the hoodie apparently went missing for three days, but showed up an hour into my shift. There were clementines and kiwis everywhere.
 
”Non-Action Man, what are you doing?! The bank’s being robbed! Don’t just stand there, DO SOMETHING!“

@ShimmeringStallion  
Just woke up from a long nap, the zebra is nowhere to be found, but it would appear that Pinkie “ShimmeringStallion” Pie is here. I’m not sure how these equines are finding their way into my office, I think I need to upgrade my security.
 
^{***“Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes.”***}

I leave for three days, come back, things are just as nonsensical as before.
 
… This is good. adds “Nonsense in the Comments”-tag

@Dirty Bit
 
@Joseph Raszagal  
My secretary just ran into my office. Our sources were able to find out that our estranged colleague is heading to a land called “Norway” which I believe is famous for creating some sort of black, metal like substance or something like that. However we think that they’re trying to find something of greater importance, something out friends in the pharmaceutical industry would prefer to keep secret…
 
Also, a singing zebra has somehow found its way into my office. Not sure if I should kick them out or give them to one my animal scientist friends for research.
 
^{I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.}

@Joseph Raszagal
 
@Spritejunkee
 
I was sittin’ in the kitchen
 
One day, and I was itchin’
 
To fill up my belly
 
With the pipin’ hot jelly
 
Of the best damn treat in the world

@Joseph Raszagal  
I was heading to the gym, for no other reason than the fact that I care about my health, I swear. I recieved a call saying that one of our employees not only decided to quit, but that they also broke the first rule. The swole can wait.
 
I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it. - W.C. Fields

@Spritejunkee
 
Just woke up. I had a spiritual journey in the woods that told me to abandon the Fight Club in search of The Fountain of Youth. It’s somewhere in Norway, apparently. Also, I think there’s men searching for me with batons and torches; I broke the rule again.
 
Non sequitur.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Just got to my desk, taking a break from training making business deals to play some flash games. Got a text from one of my sparring partners lawyers saying I broke the rule again. I’ll just sit here and wait to be “reprimanded”. Sigh There’s just some things a CEO can’t bribe his way out of…not that I would know anything about bribery…
 
_{They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooood!}

@Spritejunkee
 
I just got home from the hospital again… for unspecified reasons (see, I learn!). I’ve been keeping my head low in order to avoid unnecessary beatings. Not that they happen all the time or completely randomly. Nope, nopony’s fighting here. Not at all. We’re all just doing our jobs and not in any way attacking each other with near-murderous intent.
 
It’s… not… easy having yourself a good time, greasing up those bets and betters, watching out they don’t four letter~

@Joseph Raszagal  
I went to work the other day, turns out I broke the first rule of Hasbro Fight Club. Needless to say, I got the crap beaten out of me. Also, that guy who looked like Toad is apparently one of my employees.
 
Be a part of soil

@Spritejunkee
 
I got home just a few hours ago from the hospital. Apparently one of my bosses also broke the first rule of Fight Clu~ CRAP, I DID IT AGAIN!
 
Do you know the Muffin Mare? She floats above you while you sleep. She floats there and sings you the song of her muffins.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Got a call from one of my employees. Apparently some guy that looked like a Toad from Super Mario was punished because he was going to break one of our rules in the future. I decided not to ask how they knew that and went about my day planning out a training regiment to become the best fighter in the company. Also, we’ve decided to have some chinese workers overseas secretly make our toys and work on our shows from now on, since we’ll probably be Fight Clubbing for the rest of our lives now.
 
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

@Spritejunkee
 
I went to the Fight Club the other day. Everybody kicked my ass because they were able to foresee the future wherein I broke the first rule of Fight Club right now. I’m in a great deal of pain.
 
~~**Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination~**~~

@Joseph Raszagal  
Just got back from work the other day. Turns out I’m the CEO of some company called Hasbro and I probably own ShimmeringStallion. Also, our company is now unofficially known as “Fight Club, but with capitalism instead”.
 
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and when life gives you rice you make rice balls

@Spritejunkee
 
I went to cyberspace the other day. I found out that Pinkie Pie is actually a young man wearing a gray hoodie.
 
Shoobadie doobadie do, that’s Professor Hawk~

@ShimmeringStallion  
I went to work the other day, wile on my lunch break I decided to browse Derpibooru on my phone. I found out the user “ShimmeringStallion” is (or at least thinks they are) Pinkie Pie.
 
MLIA

@Spritejunkee  
I went home the other day. There was a grey mare spinning a blue mare around.
 
I’m Pinkie Pie.

@Joseph Raszagal  
I went to work the other day. I’ve forgotten what our company actually does, we’ve just been beating the crap out of eachother for the last few days. I hope we weren’t an important company.
 
No one must know our secret.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
I went to work the other day. Everyone was punching each other.
 
I love my job.

@Spritejunkee  
I went to work the other day. I punched my employee’s imaginary hamsters.
 
In their faces.
 
Like a Boss.
 
Because I am one.
 
…
 
Those hamsters told me not to trust the one who works for the one who works for me; they started it.

@Joseph Raszagal
 
I went to work the other day. My boss was punching my imaginary hamsters. I started punching my boss before one of my employees walked in.
 
…
 
They might be thinking of looking for work elsewhere.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
@Spritejunkee
 
I went to work the other day. My boss was punching his boss for punching his imaginary hamsters.
 
…
 
I’m thinking of looking for work elsewhere.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Your comment makes me want to punch you…  
… in the face…  
… like a boss…