Last journal entry: The Sun and Moon are no longer the faithful bringers of day and night we knew and loved. Instead they have gone mad, arcing into the sky but departing before their rays can even touch our face. We hope and pray that one will stay in the sky as it used to, but they never do. There is no sun to raise crops, the last of the winter food stocks are gone. Some of the ponies have resorted to cannibalism, while others pray on the weak and elderly, staling what little food they have left. Soon I will lay my pen down and put my wife and children out of this misery, hoping that the afterlife offers some respite from the madness that has befallen Equestria. I leave these words for some future survivors, who may be able to answer the question: what have we done to anger the Two Princesses? As for me, I don’t think they ever existed; otherwise they would not let this happen. It would be more merciful if Tirek had slain us all, or if the Smooze had overrun us and taken our spirits. Instead we starve alone, unremembered by those we worshiped. I grow weak now…I die…
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never mind that orbital mechanics would be NUTS with two large masses generally oscillating to what can be assumed to be the east of the location…
That will eventually destroy the world if they keep doing that; plants will not grow, there will be no temperature change from night to day, the circadian rhythms of animals will be screwed up, the tides must be going nuts right now, I could go on and on…
Luna: “Yeah, sis he said to stop that.”
Celestia: “Me?! He was saying that to you!”
Celestia & Luna: Starts fighting again.
“…Sigh!” Looks at the wristwatch.
“Ladies! BE QUIET!”
Celestia & Luna: Stops fighting.
“…Thank you. Now according to my watch it is now 7:00 at night time which means the sun should’ve been down and the moon out by now.”
Luna: “Ha! Told you it was my turn now!”
Celestia: Grumble…
Luna: Whispers. “Is it really 7:00 at night?”
Whispers. “Not quite yet. It’s only 5:00 in the daytime. But I fingured you’d want a early start.”
Luna: “Thanks.”
Dammit, now the map screen music is in my head.
I scan comments and two people beat me to it, because they gif’d instead of text (I checked via ctrl f).
Any reason Derpi doesn’t have the option to remove your own comment yet?
DUCK SEASON!
RABBIT SEASON!
DUCK SEASON!
never mind that orbital mechanics would be NUTS with two large masses generally oscillating to what can be assumed to be the east of the location…
Both: It was her fault!
♪ Fill my eyes…with that double vision ♫ : -)
Both: Sorry.
Aw, shit.
AGH. Shit.
I thought I was gonna be so clever.
Actually, the ponies take care of the animals, plants and weather.
Luna: Night!
Celestia: Day!
Luna: Night!
Celestia: Day!
Luna: Night!
Celestia: Night!
Luna: Day!
(Celestia laughs)