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DarkMech is Best Mech
Just think of how many young ponies who are going to grow up to be happy and successful because they’re terrified of ending up like you! Your existence is a public service!  
I only wish you had parents to thank for bringing you into this world!
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Keep in mind that while, yes Rainbow Dash can be an asshole, you have to look at it in context. Logically speaking, Rainbow Dash has to be almost constantly working her tail off to stay in as good shape as she is. This is not really shown in the show a lot, mainly due to the fact that watching Rainbow Dash work out is really boring. Why else would she be able to clear the sky in 10. SECONDS. FLAT. It’s quite possible that the inherent value of non-physical labor just doesn’t occur to her because all she knows is hard physical work. Now, I’m not saying this excuses Rainbow’s behaviour, it at least explains the whole egghead thing. Being a fan of MtG, I would personally place RD solidly in R/B with hints of White. Rainbow is very impulsive and selfish. She does what she wants, when she wants to do it. She’s very headstrong and prideful, and is an enormous Glory Hound. But she’s also incredibly loyal. She’ll stand up for her friends regardless of whatever peril they may be in, and she won’t take any crap from a bully like Gilda, or even perceived injustice from Princess Celestia herself. She knows what her values are, which is a very white thing, and she sticks to them. She can be really insensitive at times, yeah. But every single person on the face of the planet is insensitive. Even on this show, everypony is insensitive. Except Fluttershy. And that’s because she’s an extreme doormat. When she let’s herself be even a little more assertive than normal, she becomes a complete bitch. Twilight is disconnected. Applejack is brutally honest. Rarity is stuck up. Pinkie Pie is… Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash struggles because she is naturally aggressive. The reason why she’s so quick to buck first ask questions later is the exact same reason that she makes an excellent friend.
Trickquestion
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@RIG
 
Hey, this thread is about Rainbow Dash and how much we hate her, not Nightmare Moon and her love of railroads, which you seem to disagree with. I’m sure you can find a thread about those subjects elsewhere.
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The Anti-Normies
i would post loads of pics just to derail this nightmare, but can’t do that from a 3ds…
Trickquestion
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Wait, are you the guy who said you knock the shit out of obstructive store clerks and serve yourself back in that shitstorm about Equestria’s National Defense? What a fine shitstorm that was…
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VIVA LA NOCTE
I just dig Gilda because she was the first to really invoke Fluttercry, and Fluttercry is best Fluttershy. Although I would be ecstatic for that reaction not annoyed. But I’m sure I can bring her around. Then we can turn Fluttershy’s cottage into a house of horrors while she’s away and wooooooo what a great day that’ll be :D
 
also it would be fun to see them try and fail to prank/scare me in return and fail miserably.
 
And yeah calling out Pinkie and Dash on their BS in that episode too. I found myself in complete agreeance that their party was pretty childish. I would have liked to have seen some other pegasi fly off and try to befriend her though, maybe some ponies the two of them pranked earlier on.
 
She just kind of grew on me more as S1 progressed because I hated Pinkie and Dash until their own episodes in S2.  
(on that note I kind of wonder how Friend Indeed Pinkie vs Gilda would work out.)
 
I mean Pinkie was funny, but if I knew someone RL like that…beatings, beatings everywhere.
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I wouldn’t call this a shitstorm, like an anon said earlier “These threads always amaze me because there’s very little actual arguing and everyone just ends up agreeing with each other and nothing has changed.”
Trickquestion
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@Yurp
 
Well, I suppose that’s acceptable, I suppose. Oh, and by the way…
 
ONE HUNDRETH COMMENT! THIS SHITSTORM HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS!
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Well I didn’t say that either … she is somewhere between like and simple absence of contempt … Gilda is at absence of contempt simply because i find it hard to believe people are just born assholes, so something had to have made a total cock juggling thunder cunt and until i know what it is (and we’ll probably never know) then apathy it is.
Trickquestion
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@Yurp
 
Wait… You don’t like her, you just don’t hate her? Then you have my sincerest apology’s, I would never knowingly accuse someone of liking Rainbow Dash if all they feel is an absence of contempt. Once again, my most heartfelt apologies.
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@Trickquestion
 
I said i like her, not she is best pony.  
Luna is best pony. I just find it difficult to dislike any of them because … well I’m not entirely sure why, maybe it’s the flaws, who knows. I dunno though :I
Trickquestion
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@Yurp
 
I mean, liking Applejack, I get. I feel no contempt for her just as I feel no particular love. And though Pinkie is second worst pony, I get she is, by her nature, polarizing, so liking Pinkie Pie, I get.
 
But RAINBOW DASH? In a show about friendship, your favorite is this arrogent, hypocritical, idiotic, violence prone dick is someone you like.
 
You know why character like Trixie, Flim and Flam have fans despite being antagonists while Rainbow is a hero? Because while they are assholes, they’re ridiculously over the top and entertaining. Rainbow just makes me cringe whenever she opens her mouth. Hell, on a more cynical show, the other three would probably recurring anti-heroes and extremely popular in the same vein as Bender. Rainbow is just a jerk, and the most common variety too.
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the weird thing is I completely understand what has been said in this thread but just find it difficult to hate any pony. hell I don’t even think I really dislike any of them  
… I dunno, maybe I’m just weird