>this entire comment section
 
>all these tits no man here will ever touch

@Tenafly Viper  
I’m a D higher than you. D:

@Tenafly Viper  
Yes, but with the help of your sweet cans too :P

@NightmareStare  
Nah. Just 34DD. And, again, the actual crushing came from applying pressure to the sides. :I

@Muffen-Man  
There’s the Boob Reload

I’m surprised there isn’t an anime character that causes thunder claps with her chest.

@DerpyMuffins234  
i’d be scared too knowing you could knock me out with your boobs if you wanted to

I think now if I had boobs I’d try to crush stuff but nope, no boobs

@Tenafly Viper  
That’s scary.

@Tenafly Viper  
Hell I’m still impressed

@Tenafly Viper  
Still, they’re big enough to crush a can!  
They must be like G cups or something.

@DerpyMuffins234  
@NightmareStare
 
Well, someone had me crush a can between them once, but that’s really more of my hands pushing from the sides. Busty Heart literally just lifts up one boob, and slams it down on cans and watermelons and stuff.

@DanielTepesKraus  

@PonyPon  
I now want to see someone in real life attempt this. Both because my inquisitive side questions whether or not it is possible, and because my perverted side just wants to see big boobies enrobing something and squeezing.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Holy crap.

@Tenafly Viper  

@Tenafly Viper  
Have you been able to crush something with them? I haven’t. At least I don’t think I can

@Tenafly Viper  
i’d take her phone out of her boobs for you

@Tenafly Viper  
Are your boobs big enough to even crush something?

@GuitaurenHero  
I dunno about any record holder, but I’m just reminded of Busty Heart smashing a watermelon with hers (which just reminds me to be thankful that mine are modest compared to those mammoth gozongas).

@Tenafly Viper  
Now you reminded me of that Guinness Record holder. You know the one.

@DerpyMuffins234  
My mother does this, and it disturbs me greatly.
 
No, mother, I do not want to borrow the cell phone you just pulled out from between your boobs. I’ll wait until I get home to make a call.
 
The only time I’ve ever put anything between my boobs, it was either made of flesh, or someone dared me to crush it with sheer boob strength.

@Leader of Hootershyism  
Preachin’ to the quior

@NightmareStare  
the titties inspire us to want a gf with big titties, even though that’ll never happen

@serpent08n  
It’s a common thing here now a days.