@ShimmeringStallion  
Subwoofer seakers on a controller…  
You might just be onto something.  

@Spritejunkee  
Reference to how the pads on the controller kind’ve looks like a subwoofer-speaker… As does the circular “thing” on the console.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Was that a reference to something?

@Spritejunkee  
The SOUNDGAME ULTRA…

@QuasarNova  
@ShimmeringStallion  
SOON  

@QuasarNova  
Go under your rock and stay there. :(

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Console heretic denies this

@QuasarNova  
Well, that’s why Garry’s Mod exists. shrugs

@ShimmeringStallion
 
True, on the other hand… I really need to try the gravity gun again

@QuasarNova  
I’ve long-since believed that it’s entered “Duke Nukem Forever-status” already; better off as a legend never to be made, than to actually be made.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
The more the years pass, the better it will be to just don’t make Half-Life 3

@QuasarNova  
Remember this?

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Hey, when a site gives you a discount on a game like this
 

 
I think a couple things can be passed
 
 
@Spritejunkee
 
I’m here every week… Not physically but in spirit

@Spritejunkee  
I get the feeling he doesn’t react to those jokes the same way Chuck Norris reacts to Chuck Norris jokes.
 
… I can only wonder if he’d actually develop a policy like that… I would; I mean, screw it; he can shove as many games in front of people’s faces as he wants before going to sequels!

@QuasarNova  
I had my first laughing fit in a while. Gaben’s face, Gaben’s face makes that comic perfect.  
 
@Dirty Bit  
I wonder if Gaben’s ever actually mentioned those jokes.

@Spritejunkee
 
There was a funny comic about it

@Dirty Bit  
Now all that matters is how long he delays the game for each joke.

@Spritejunkee
 
@QuasarNova
 
I think he delays Half-Life 3 every time someone makes a fat joke about him, i.e. Worth the Weight

@Spritejunkee
 

@QuasarNova  
He can count further than 3, but he can’t count to 3. In fact he probably can’t count to any number with a 3 in it.  
 
Needless to say, math class was hard for him.

@Spritejunkee
 
…
 
Or, you know, Gabe can’t count further than 3

@QuasarNova  
Every time you make this joke…  

@Dirty Bit
 
Half-Life 3 Confirmed!

@Spritejunkee
 
….THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

@Spritejunkee
 
TLD;DR Shenanigans