Boom!

…And yet she’s still chewing on it instead of spitting it out.

Ha-ha

to much iron in this apple  
huh?

@Scrounge  
Her mouth just gravitates toward the sound of the noise.
 
It’s why her family doesn’t wake her up anymore; she just floats while asleep and chases after them, her mouth chomping away until it finds the source of the screams.

@JcosNeverExisted  
Alternate solution: just don’t put them next to each other!

@JcosNeverExisted  
Well, those sure are more delicious… but she might swallow the bones! THEN we’re in a BIGGER pickle!

(Reading the comments)  
Solution: Replace the alarm clock with a rooster (that animal that sings when the sun rises)

@Scrounge  
Just raised by old people… 200 years ago or so.
 
Conversation: over!

@ShimmeringStallion  
You sound old.

@Scrounge  
Oh, it was a show! Make no mistake about that; back when PBS was considered a TV station that contended with every other major station.
 
And TV stations were limited until around Channel 56, then were just static.

@ShimmeringStallion  
…Ever heard of Poe’s Law? because that sums up my feelings on that thing. Is it an elaborate joke, or did somebody somewhere actually think that was a good idea?

@Scrounge  
Or this.
 
Someone has their hand up someone’s SOMETHING…

@ShimmeringStallion  
To. My. Dying. Day.

@Scrounge  
I thought that was anything featuring Jeff Dunham…

@ShimmeringStallion  
I will maintain to my dying day that The Muppet Movie is the highest type of art to which people willing to stick their hands up a stuffed animal’s butt can aspire.

@Scrounge  

@ShimmeringStallion  
…All I have to respond with is this.

@Scrounge  
…
 
That was the greatest thing I’ve seen and heard since The Mammy Song from The Jolson Story

@ShimmeringStallion  
Meh, it’s not like he was a doctor or anything…

@Scrounge  
Why take another worm away from its worm-friends and worm-family and stuff it inside of an alarm clock?
 
You heartless monster! That’s a hard-working worm you’re taking away from its lifestyle!!!

@ShimmeringStallion  
Don’t you have to do that anyways? I think the question is, do you also have to get a new worm?

@Scrounge  
Get a new alarm clock.
 
Duh!

@landshark15  
But what if there’s a worm in the alarm clock you eat?

There’s finding a worm in an apple then there’s eating an alarm clock.