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He had to sleep on the royal sofa for a month afterwards.
I know I’m looking way too deeply into a simple joke, but this really confuses me.
“Her face just went completely black”
… whaaa-?
this is an old copy paste, i don’t know where it originates, but i found a pasteable version,
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts heating up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT?!!? What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Let’s get a pair for each outfit.”
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her through a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely black as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently, I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows i’m smarter than her.
its this kind of story. i see this one in the same vein ans the image above, but the above image is quicker. there are a few others like this but this was just the one that jumps to the front of my mind when i think these kind of stories.
Speaking as a lady here?
Women are manipulative and kind of do little mindgames and tricks to get what they want.
I assume the whole “Getting back at her” thing is, she used his same logic that he’s used in this picture before against him, multiple times, without repercussion of course. As is per usual with any straight relationship.
This is him using the same logic she would use, back at her, along with a little mindgame called “Logical thinking.”
Do you see where I’m getting at here?
None of this is Canon, either. Hell, they may even have that “married sex” for all we know.
In other words, none.
Also, one’s the owner of a kingdom, the other hasn’t been seen with Celestia in a while, I question who’s working for who.
And obviously they’d be the wiser if one’s a Crystal Princess and seen as a deity (Look at how they treated Spike!) and the other’s just “her husband and a guard-pony”.
Yeah, I guess I have to agree that debating whether something would be in character in response to this comic would be rather pointless.
As for the second question, well, alidan seems to be saying that Shining Armor is doing something to “get back at” Cadance for the “something” she’s done. If the “something” is making SA sleep on the couch, then the comic not only doesn’t depict what he does to “get back at” her for that, the description doesn’t even offer a clue. Which doesn’t mean that couldn’t be what alidan was referring to; heaven knows I’ve garbled enough comments in the process of transferring them from thought to pixels.
Answer FOR*
No, But as the princess of friggin love, This is completely out of character anyways.
And to answer the second person; Pretty much did the typical straight relationship thing and sent the dude, the person who probably takes home the bacon and everything, to the couch, which he probably bought both the couch and the bed.
And denied sex. But I can understand that.
Do you believe that Shining Armor and Cadance have little enough regard for each other as to just sleep around like that, or do you believe Equestria to be a polyamorous society?
@alidan
Um, what, exactly, did the “woman” do here?
Fanon =/= Canon. Plus he’s technically a prince dude. Princes and princesses both would probably do that shit and nobody would be the wiser.
Couches are worse for your back than beds are.
Any more?
Because they’re still married, and as a marriage-gift, Rarity would give them one of her sofas she gets from Quills and Sofas.
You don’t just sleep around with the maids of an empire rules by your WIFE… Not exactly the best of circumstances to be caught in.
… Then again, there is that one pic of Shining rolling over and sticking his dick in Spitfire with Cadance next to him watching in shock, so… he might.
And he has to sleep on the couch… why?
People they live in a castle. Castles probably have tons of spare rooms.
And lots of sweet, kind young crystal pony maids.
(Forgot to turn off anonymity.)
Fair enough; just trying to cover the bases.
I’m removing it.
Does “marital problems” (badly underpopulated) help?
“This was more fun.”