>Pinkie Pie  
>needing CPR

Murdered by Rarity.
 
Well shit…

WHERE IS APRIL!?
 
Noooo….I have no fate. :<

Spitfire needs CPR and I’m the only one nearby, help is on the way!

i must kill Soarin which i won’t do okay change of plan killing DT

I get to switch genitalia with sunset shimmer,All of them !,or spitfire… I’m gonna go with all of thrm

jul 6

@Lesterten  
Wait, sex slave? I thought it was just ordinary slave. That’s a game changer.

Cadence’s sex slave for life… I’m aight with this

Applbloom’s slave for life, eh? Can’t wait ·_·

Nopony and Twilight Sparkle are having a freefalling orgy before dying.
 
Well, since there is nopony to have an orgy with, I say that twily is smart enough to use her wings, teleport or use her chute. So nothing bad today happend.

Murdered by nopony? Damn, dodged a bullet there.

No April?

I would guess that if you were lucky enough to be born in April, since there’s no April here, it’s a choose your own?

Aww, come on! I get murdered by Scootaloo? A fucking CHICKEN?! I don’t mind that I get murdered… but SCOOTALOO?! SERIOUSLY?! Why not someone awesome like Discord or Big Mac or Daring Do? Scootaloo… ay!

march 23rd.
 
I have no waifu … only dream … only dreams.

well fuck deathmatch with cheese sandwich flutershy and discord

Dang… Murdered by Lu Lu… Backstabbed by a waifu ;__;

dec 21st,

All of them and Sunset Shimmer have a free fall organization before dying.  
Welp.

If your birthday would be on the 7th of May. Well you would be fucked. Deathmatch with Dr. Whooves, Derpy and Princess Celestia.

i nothing Trixie

Everyone murders me

@Mad Black  
I blank all the OCs I want

Sex celestia