i have sex with all the OCs i want… YAY

@PurplePresident  
Ouch.

Jump off a bridge with nopony….  
;~;

@Background Pony #8313  
Mistake? Or clever April fools ploy?

No april? Fuck you retard creator…

@Helvetia  
You win. Everything.

Deathmatch with everybody. Welp, I’m dead!

I became Lyras slave for life… Shiet.

So if nopony murdered me, does that mean I wasn’t murdered? Or was it a changeling assasination? …A bar brawl with a gryphon?

My waifu steals herself.

Twilight Sparkle’s slave, oh yes, what I’ve been waiting for.

Death battle with scootaloo, granny smith, and thunderlane…  
Who’s thunderlane?

I must kill Chocolate Chips  

I’m now Princess Cadence’s bi- I mean slave!

Something on April with Cheese Sandwich.  
How bout party?

Raped by Applebloom?

Everypony steals my waifu  
Piccolo:“All of them?!”

Nice try Scootaloo, but I don’t have a waifu #foreveralone

Feburary 22… That’s a lot of sex and death.

I must kill thunderlane apparently.

In a deathmatch with Spitfire, Daring Do and Applebloom. Aw fuck.

I become the slave for life to all of them.
 
How the fuck is that gonna work?

Granny Smith Switches genitals with either Twilight or Scootaloo!

Raped by all the OCs I want. O…okay. I guess none, then? unless…they can’t prove a “no” is insincere, can they…?  
“Raped” by Milky Way, Button’s Mom, Wishy Washy, Backy and several that aren’t as recognizable. I could probably make up some OCs just for this, couldn’t I?