Have you ever thought of retiring and just using your hair to annoy ponies by snuggling them for no reason with it…on the other hoof that would probally kill them with heart attacks and you can just call yourself heartattack mare XD
Let me just start by saying I’m such a huge fan! Is there anything I can do for you, Ms. Mane-iac? Assist with your next plot? Help brush your beautiful, flowing mane? Hoof rub, maybe?
Gig: You’re not insane. The kid here? He’s totally nuts and it’s freaking awesome. He killed everyone in his village and built his own freakin empire then destroyed the world just because he could. You? Making hair grow out of control and you lost to a bunch of ponies, oh and a baby dragon. Talk about L-A-M-E!
Have you ever read the Evil Overlord List and do you follow most of it or think it’s dumb?
Also have you ever considered a mane-themed robot that is controlled by your mane?
Have you ever created a giant monster in an attempt to destroy the Power Ponies, only for them to suddenly bring out a giant robot to do battle with it?