@Itsthinking  
Remember “MMMystery on the Friendship Express?”  
When she absolutely has to, Pinkie can even control her urge to snack.

No, If I’m buying Twilight, then I WILL buy the sidekick.

I got the magic stick if I could hit once, I could hit twice! HEY BE QUIET!!! Nigahiga reference.

@Ridley Wolf  
Not around food.

@Itsthinking  
Pinkie has the most patience and self-control of any of the Mane Six.

@Ridley Wolf  
It’s not like he’s Pinkie, come on.

@Itsthinking
 
@Prof.NightJack  
True, but you still wouldn’t be able to trust him not to confuse a jewelry box with a lunchbox.

@Ridley Wolf  
He loves to eat gemstones but he eats other things too, we have seen him eat the same food as the ponies.

@Ridley Wolf  
He can eat hay, can’t he? Or you know, meat.

@Prof.NightJack  
Yeah, but think about what it takes to feed him.  
I sure as hell don’t have piles of gemstones lying around, do you?
 
Also, if you do have piles of gemstones, where do live and when do you go on vacation?

@Ridley Wolf  
And you can cuddle with him!

@Ridley Wolf  
Until you realize it never runs dry.

Oh what is a stick going to do?  
Wait, is that a GAS POWERED STICK?!

That seems awfully expensive for a cigarette lighter.

It’s $50 for the stick right? Dang it he already got it…

Already bought. This store is draining my wallet.

Spike, put the stick down and let me take you home. I won’t hurt you.

Too late, Spike.
 
You are already bought.