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Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Nukechaser
 
What’s green and has wheels?
 

 

 

 
Grass.
 
I, uh, I kind of lied about the wheels.
 
[Crickets]
 
Okay, um… Oh, oh! I know how to make up for that one!
 
What’s brown and sticky?
 

 

 

 
A stick!
 
[More crickets]
 
Still nothing? Alright, let’s see…
 
A panther, a violently psychotic guy with a shotgun, and a crocodile all walk into a bar.
 

 

 

 
Everybody died.
 
[CRICKETS]
 
Dammit, Johnny, I’m dying out here, play me out!
Nukechaser

No, this surpasses cheesy and goes right into the boundaries of godawful. Seriously, it can’t be considered a pickup line if it’s this painful to read.