@Yautja  

 
 
Btu she didn’t say “Tea and crumpets” she said “Tea! Crumpets!” Meaning they are grammatically separate entities.  
I’m also English so I get to be an obnoxious pedant.

As an Englishman I find this offensive…
 

 

 

 
 
It’s Tea and Biscuits… Not crumpets. Although crumpets are nice…

Just a tiny bit stereo there… Just a tiny bit.

I prefer scones, myself.

Ya fockin’ twat..
 
(I’m kidding. I WISH this stereotype was true).

@Mr.Tektite  
All due respect to you, then. I was kinda joking there. :)  
Personally, I only have beer on occasion. I prefer juice, tea, soda and water. I, however, am not big on coffee myself. Different strokes for different folks, right?

@Mellow91  
As the creator and a non alcohol anything consumer… I would want to waste beer thanks…. now coffee on the other hand…

@ED-SKaR  
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@Mellow91  
Maybe.
 
I hate to waste anything, truth be told.

@PonyPon  
So does misspelling words, mate.  
lol jk  
But seriously, at least it wasn’t beer. You wouldn’t waste beer, would ya?

@Mellow91  
omg, tea sux

Ah, just like the Americans to waste perfectly good tea. ;)

@British-Heavy-Metal-Dude
 
My ears are ringing just from reading that >.<
 
 
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@ED-SKaR  
“wont shut the gak up”?  
I dont know what you are talkin about. I never talk more than I do necessary.  
But I did go sonisphere this year it was great fun  
Also going to bloodstock this year.  
Are you a metal head? I’m a metal head.  
But we don’t talk too much when we headbang  
But this one time? I actually met a brony at download it was pretty Fuckin awesome.  
We dident talk much because that’s what British people do.  
Except now I’m explaining on the internet to you about who talks to much and who doesn’t.  
I don’t. Did I tell you that?  
Oh did I also tell you about when I caught a pledrum at rock city?  
I went to see Saxon.  
Dident do much talking, amps were too loud.  
I’m seriously not joking I caught a Saxon pledrum (no really! I feel honored)  
As for talking I wish I really got to talk to lemmy from motorhead. But the security wont allow me  
ALSO, I became a brony about two years ago. When I was 17  
Kind of weird how I’m a man of metal but I’m a brony. Weird combo  
Especially since I don’t talk much.  
But which reminds me! If I ever do see another brony at a music festival it would be Fuckin epic!  
I wonder how much he or she would talk?  
Probably more than me.  
I don’t talk much.  
And another thing!  
I don’t really have the balls to tell my friends that I’m a brony.  
Again I don’t talk much. I’m usually pretty quiet.  
Until there is metal around me then life is awesome  
Did I ever tell you when I went to sonisphere this year my neighbor offered me a spliff? (true story)  
I refused of course I do not partake in that.  
I don’t talk much.  
Especially when I’m drunk.  
How drunk can you get? I bet you are better than me.
 
And how much do you talk?

@ED-SKaR  
hehe,i’m happy you don’t know me,then.  
=w=

@tigerrobocop
 
I know some people* with British accents who wont shut the gak up, very annoying let me tell you.
 
*Most everyone I know has a British accent of some form as I live in Britainland.

“trousers,driving in the right and 5 o’clock tea”  
btw if i had a british accent (like discord’s,for example) i would never shut the fuck up

just perfect.

@Background Pony #5267
 
Even most Englanders get that one wrong :P

@ED-SKaR  
Oh…

@Aquasplash
 
Big ben is only the bell, not the entire clock.

@Mr.Tektite
 
He means:
 
Big Ben!(big clock) Doctor Whooves! (Time travel) Drive on the left because they drive on the left side, instead of the right, like in America.

@Background Pony #BA84  
I… I don’t get it …dahell you sayen brah?

big clocks!time travel!drive in the left