PL

@Dirty Bit
"Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game."

(Yay! We filled an entire comment page!)
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"
PL

@Dirty Bit
"Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"This American boot just kicked your communist ass back to Russia!"
PL

@Dirty Bit
"Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle! Look it up!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"America wins again!"
PL

@Dirty Bit
"Thanks, soldier. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard."
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"You deserve a medal!"

(I think we're gonna overflow this thread with Soldier quotes if we keep this up XD)
PL

@Dirty Bit
""Friendship is magic, creampuff.
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!"
PL

@Dirty Bit
Hasta la vista! Feliz Navidad! Hasta gazpacho! (Spanish for "Goodbye! Merry Christmas! Until vegetable soup!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"I am PAINis Cupcake! I will eat you!"

grins eerily
PL

@Dirty Bit
"Which one of you numbnuts let us down?"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"That was an amazing killing spree…By the other TEAM!!"
PL

@Dirty Bit
"You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even the best!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

looking down at a fallen head Unless it's a farm!!
PL

@Dirty Bit
"Snickering Aaaand from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. removes grenades from bandolier to illustrate "two" And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! bashes the two grenades together
PL

@Dirty Bit
"And then he perfected it so that no living being could best him in the ring of honor!"
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@PL

"And I'd say he knows a LITTLE more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"
PL

"Sun Tzu said that!"
PastaDerpPony

@FredMSloniker
cup puns are the best puns
FredMSloniker
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Sorry, we're fresh out. I think I still have some You Must Be New Here blend in the back, though!
PastaDerpPony

id like a cup of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, please.
Reisentanith

Just hook up an IV Drip. I need it straight to my Blood stream.