@Dirty Bit
"Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game."

(Yay! We filled an entire comment page!)

@PL

"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"

@Dirty Bit
"Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!"

@PL

"This American boot just kicked your communist ass back to Russia!"

@Dirty Bit
"Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle! Look it up!"

@PL

"America wins again!"

@Dirty Bit
"Thanks, soldier. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard."

@PL

"You deserve a medal!"

(I think we're gonna overflow this thread with Soldier quotes if we keep this up XD)

@Dirty Bit
""Friendship is magic, creampuff.

@PL

"Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!"

@Dirty Bit
Hasta la vista! Feliz Navidad! Hasta gazpacho! (Spanish for "Goodbye! Merry Christmas! Until vegetable soup!"

@PL

"I am PAINis Cupcake! I will eat you!"

grins eerily

@Dirty Bit
"Which one of you numbnuts let us down?"

@PL

"That was an amazing killing spree…By the other TEAM!!"

@Dirty Bit
"You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even the best!"

@PL

looking down at a fallen head Unless it's a farm!!

@Dirty Bit
"Snickering Aaaand from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!"

@PL

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. removes grenades from bandolier to illustrate "two" And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! bashes the two grenades together

@Dirty Bit
"And then he perfected it so that no living being could best him in the ring of honor!"

@PL

"And I'd say he knows a LITTLE more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"

"Sun Tzu said that!"

@FredMSloniker
cup puns are the best puns

Sorry, we're fresh out. I think I still have some You Must Be New Here blend in the back, though!

id like a cup of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, please.

Just hook up an IV Drip. I need it straight to my Blood stream.