Twilight: And suddenly, the four organic life forms that were enclosed in the wooden fortress were enveloped by the looming Umbria, and nopony saw the young life forms until the end of the Universe!
 
Applejack: the four friends that were stuck in the barn were terrified, shakin’ like a timberwolf was out to get ‘em. When the storms lifted, the girls were so relieved they had made it through the night.
 
Pinkie: And then everypony was so SO scared! They were all panicy and they were running into walls! They spent the entire night running around in terror when they could’ve been eating chocolate cake the entire TIME!
 
Rainbow Dash: Nopony knows exactly what made the rustling in the bushes or the creaking opening of the door, but what they do know is that whatever was responsible… ATE the campers!
 
Rarity:The two best friends were still shopping, for the next day was Hearth’s Warming Eve, you know, and each was desperate to find gorgeous gifts for their amazing friends. Still, however desperate they were, they should never have even been tempted to enter a store such as the one they did! The shades were drawn, and the paint was falling off… why, even the few visible dress displays were horrendous! But, such as the friends were desperate, they entered the shop…
 
Fluttershy: The poor pony hid under the covers the entire night. The end.

Suddenly, a shot rang out!

I just asked if it was raining for Celestia’s sake!

Of all of them, I’d prefer Rarity’s, since it will most likely prove quite entertaining. What with the writer rambling on at times. {Maybe a fourth wall joke… possible, but all too likely with her.}

Spot on, OP.

Nailed it.