This is cute.

Rarity and her sexy hairstyle makes my dick grow bigger and wetter.

Yay sparity :3

…so are you saying I should put some clothes on, or that I should stop telling people how nigh the end of the world is?
 
Because you’re not going to get both.

@Beau Skunky  
It’s like telling everyone not to gang up on one person when he’s running around streaking in public shouting about how the end of the world is night.
 
Yeah, I’m pretty sure most people would agree he’s fucking insane.

C’mon, guys let’s not gang-up, and pick on one person.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
you’re a freaking nutso. get yourself to a psychiatrist.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
well at least you live up to your name…

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
wow
 
such rage
 
so anger

@Itsthinking  
Me, beyond reason? Going on and implying that I’m somehow a candidate for most despised user? It’ll take a lot more than such bold-faced, libelous accusations to deter me! Hell even if it was true, I’m not backing down an inch!!

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
You’re not alone in that status.
 
I’d say no one has had the cajones to tell you we’re sick of your actions, but many have. You’re beyond reasoning with.

@Itsthinking  
Being a registered, regular user of this website for over a year, I don’t think I need anyone to tell me my methods are improper.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Okay now it’s getting creepy.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
You’re using Derpibooru wrong.

@Ponylooker  
Nope, neither will happen. Know why? Because I am one of the proud few who browses Derpibooru completely unfiltered, and if something is egregious enough to offend my sensibilities then by God I shall speak up!
 
 
@SquiggyBomb  
She’s not my waifu - Rarity is my real life girlfriend and fiance, and while I can tolerate most ships (including Kydose) this one really pisses me off for reasons not even I can explain.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
If you can give me a legitimate reason as to why you hate Spike that isn’t “He’s shipped with my waifu” then I’ll drop it.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
You have two options, as follows:
 

Well, this would explain why Spike hangs on to that frilly pink apron…looks like it could back some fond memories.

That looks like 1956 to me.
 
Got an old washing machine?
 

 
(Yes that’s a washing machine, I’ve seen one like it in person and it still ran, In 2012…)

@Beau Skunky  
Yeah…. about that
 
The tags on willis’ tumblr say otherwise.

@Beau Skunky  
He seems pretty smitten.

Considering the artists’ only description of this (via the DA source link above) is just, “Whippin’ up some cupcakes. Spike offers a cupcake to Rarity.” This might not even be a “Sparity” pic. He’s probably just giving her a cupcake to be nice.
 
Besides, he looks to young for her in this pic.

@SquiggyBomb  
How am I being a dick here? Just expressing discontent at yet another Rarity picture ruined by him, and it’s not like I’m going to publicly post my edited version either - that shall remain in my private folder.
 
 
@Itsthinking  
Nope, Obsessive Rarity Fan x Rarity is the OTP.
 
 
@Techy Pony  
Having had my say, I’m fairly calm now. Heck I didn’t even downvote the image because the Rarity half is adorable.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I don’t like Sparity either, but relax a bit.