True  
but the things I put in my anus really aren’t any of your business, ma’am

@sixtyfour215  
I ain’t styrofoam, juxtaposition.

@Background Pony  
I ain’t cardboard, styrofoam.
 
 
And I’m going to sleep now. For reals.

And here goes 64 sleep browsing again.

@sixtyfour215  
I ain’t a frog, cardboard.

@AppleJackFrost  
I vote whoever does those halloween commercials for all the stores.
 
@Napsack  
Can’t hear you, sleeping, now.

We just need some creepy voice to narrate this scene.

I’m not insane! He’s eating apple-people! Apple are people too, and I demand they get given rights.

@Background Pony  
I ain’t a fish, frog.

Despite the lies, accusations and threats of hairtrigger nuclear annihilation going on in the comment thread, the applefag in all of us stirs. To what end, fish.

@AppleJackFrost  
OK.
 
Night.

Er… okay then 64. I think I’ll just throw this master ball at Napsack and hope he goes away.

Well, if that’s the case I’m going to bed.
 
Make sure you clean the mess up AJF.

We need to stop it before he goes crusading.

I think the demon has consumed Napsack’s conscience.

@AppleJackFrost  
Eh, could be the same thing.  
Discord could have made a demon to cause him and everyone else in ponyville to think that.

Oh, I think Napsack is possessed by an ancient apple eldritch abomination. That or he wants a taste of Thor’s hammer.

@AppleJackFrost  
Napsack thinks apples are people and we’re trying to get him to come to his senses.

Okay what were we talking about?

@AppleJackFrost  
I’ve never played that, never played hardly any fighting game.
 
@Napsack  
You’ve been blinded, you’re thinking food is sapient. You’re the one who has been fooled.  
Fooled by Discord’s latent magic.
 
I bet he’s laughing at you right now, laughing from his stone prison. Laughing at your foolishness.

@sixtyfour215
 
You fool! You’ve been blinded. I can only hope that, in your hipster-troll-apple-human-thing-eating rampage, you don’t come after me.

Relius Clover from Blazblue.

@Napsack
 
Discord used his own magic, he’s god tier. He’s on the same level as the elements. He might have had some lingering effects on your region and could cause those apples to look sapient.
 
@AppleJackFrost  
I have no idea who that is. Is he a gritty reboot of Booster Gold of some sort?

@sixtyfour215
 
What does magic have to with unicorns? Did you not see what happened when Discord came calling last time? He used the essence of magic in everything, putting that magic into flux, causing everything to change spontaneously. Magic is fully capable of doing this at any given time. Do you truly believe what you are seeing is real? You perception of reality could very well be vastly removed from mine. Do you see now the fresh blood you have mistaken for the sweet juices of the fruit you call apple?

Nonsense! I have seen the true form of humans.