GAH! I’m GONNA PONDER ABOUT THIS IN MY MIND ALL NIGHT!!!!

To be honest, Rainbow Factory Dash is dangerous to pegasi. But I am an Alicorn, so I THINK I’ll be safe with her as my Mother. Fluttercruel is just mean, so she’ll probably hate me for choosing Rainbow Dash over her. Rarity is a whore… Not much else to say but i’d rather she died.  
Pinkamena I hhope wil be my friend, then Rainbow Dash and her can form a alliance against the WORLD!  
Crazy Twilight is crazy, she’d be my lover . And lierjack, maybe my boss, don’t know. But if she tried anything, Rainbow Dash would save me, as her son. Just my take on this… IDK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT RAINBOW FACTORY AND CUPCAKES, I’M SORRY!!!

@Keyintheshoe  
Rainbow Dash is a boss in her Rainbow Factory  
Rarity is a whore… i think. i’ve never read her Fanfic creepypasta.

@Background Pony #9B3A  
And Pinkamena in Cupcakes Isn’t?

All I know is  
Flutterjerk: Hater  
Rainbow Factory Dash: Boss  
Lil miss Rarity: Lover (She is a creepy whore in that Fanfic)  
Friend: Most likely Pinkie Pie
 
I’ve no idea about the terrible loss or mother.

Mother:liarjack  
Lover:twilight Snapple  
Friend:flutterbitch  
Enemy:Lil miss rarity  
Boss:rainbow dash  
Loss:pinkemina

I guess for a more complete version:  
Mother: Lil’ miss Rarity  
Lover: Pinkamena  
Friend: Rainbow Factory Dash  
Enemy: Flutterbitch  
Boss: Paranoid Twilight  
Loss: Liarjack

@Background Pony #9B3A  
Me too!

Mother: Liarjack  
Lover: Lil’ Miss Rarity  
Hates me: Flutterbitch  
Friend: Pinkamina  
Terrible loss: Twilight Snapple  
Boss: Rainbow Factory Dash

Mother: Lil’ Miss Rarity  
Lover: Flutterbitch  
Friend: Liarjack  
Hater: Pinkamina  
Boss: Twilight Snapple  
Loss Rainbow Dash (she’s too dangerous)

Mother: Twilight  
Lover: Liarjack  
Friend: Rainbow Dash  
Enemy: Fluttershy  
Boss: Rarity  
Loss: Pinkamena

mother: pinkamena  
lover: lil miss rarity  
freind: crazy twilight  
rival: flutterbitch  
boss: rainbow dash  
loss: liarjack
 
me:

I wouldn’t mind having Pinkimena as a lover, we’ll make cupcakes forever. XD

Mother:Lil Miss Rarity  
Lover:Liarjack  
Friend:Pinkamena  
Loss:Psycho Twilight  
Boss:Flutterbitch  
Hate:Rainbow Factory Dash

Mother: Fluttercruel.  
Lover: Rainbow Factory Dash.  
Friend: Pinkamena Diane Pie.  
Terrible loss: Little Miss Rarity.  
Hate: Liarjack.  
Boss: Twilight Snapple.

Mother: Pinkamena  
Lover: Lil Miss Rarity  
Friend: Rainbow Factory Dash  
Hater: Flutterbitch  
Boss: Liarjack  
Loss: Twilight Snapple

I think a GIF is needed to discribe this lot
 

Fuck it, everyone loses!  

Mother: Insane Twilight  
Lover: RF Dashie  
Friend: Liarjack  
hate: Flutterbitch (Of course)  
Boss: Rarity  
Loss: Pinkamena

GO! DICE ROLL!  
Mother: Rarity  
Lover: Flutterbitch  
Friend: Liarjack  
Hater: Pinkamena  
Boss: Twilight Snapple  
Loss: Rainbow Dash

Pinkamena will be my mother.
 
The rest just become cupcakes.
 
 
@Background Pony  
Have you heard the legend of the mystical filter?

@Background Pony  
Filter out “reborn as a pony” then? Seriously, it isn’t hard. It’s how I got rid of pretty much all images with a male in them ^-

@Keyintheshoe  
With Rainbow, if you aren’t a pegasus you’ll be fine. I dunno about Rarity.  
I’d rather have Pinkie as a friend, but losing her would probably be most strategic since she kills randomly.
 
I’d still rather have her as a friend. Also would make a good replacement lover for Fluttershy (I normally hate Fluttershy and love Pinkie, but Flutterbitch is so… brb must change pants.

Mother: Crazy twilight  
Lover: Flutterbitch  
Friend: Liarjack  
Hate: Rainbow Dash  
Boss: Rarity  
Loss: Pinkamena
 
You’ll have to excuse my lack of knowledge of the rainbow dash and rarity grimdark fanon stuff here.