Hmm, Cadance Ships Rarijack

Cadance: “W-what makes you think that, sweetie?”  
Shining: “Because I was suddenly compelled to make out with Sergeant Broadsword a few hours ago. And he’s married…with 3 foals.”

@The Smiling Pony  
Oh my gosh. You’re right! D:

@WM-R  
The most terrifying part? She can make those ships happen.

Cadance: “N-no…”  
Shining: “Look at me…”  
Cadance: looks up  
Shining: “You’ve been shipping again, haven’t you?”  
Cadence: “No?”  
Shining: stares  
Cadence: “YESSSSS!” sobs “I do have a problem!”

The secret to being the Princess of Love is not intuition, but trial and error.

Now presenting Princess Cadence, proving that shipping really is magic.

This is why Cadence has to hide her interdimensional postage stamps. She was mentored by Nepeta Leijon and Shiny would make her stop shipping. XDD

@Keith Mowz  
And then she explodes.
 
“Black ships? Hate love? Eeeeehhhhooooorrr! Does Not Compute!” BOOM

And then someone teaches Cadance about Quadrants.

X33

Twilight had to learn about fanfiction from somepony.

@Background Human  
We know what you typed.
 
 
Let that heresy free, brother.

@Background Human  
Don’t worry, freudian slips happen to the best of us.

@Background Human  
Her HUSBAND, I mean. Shut up. That… I don’t know where that came from.

At least she doesn’t ship her brother with her sister-in-law.
 
And now I’m sad that there are no Twilight/Flash/Trixie OT3 pics.

In my headcanon, Cadance thinks guy on guy is hot.

Ey, she’s the local goddess of love. Whadd’ya expect her to do?

@PonyPon  
Also, it’s really weird I just posted this in the Crazy Headcanon thread.

She can’t help it, Armor.
 
She has Shipper’s Disease!

You shouldn’t erase Chrysalis, she is the wild card. An extra piece. I don’t want to live in a world where Rainbow Dash’s awesomeness can be shipped but once.

Hinting that Cadance wants to see her hubby bumping butts with another stallion.  
_{^{You naughty little minx.}}

Shining, your wife ships you with one of the guards. And your sister with another guard and some crazy chick.