Some Pacifier Pone 
um???? lmao???
Moe: Moe's Tavern, now owned by Carousel Botique.
Pacific Glow: I want to talk to my old Grade 12 Honors ELA teacher Mr. Van Dull
Moe: Mr. Van Dull?
Pacific Glow: Yeah. It's an old Anglo Saxon name. First name Mad.
Moe: Let's see. Attention please! Mad Van Dull! Mad Van Dull! I really want a mad vandal!
Barney: You want a mad vandal badly, you get two mad vandals!
**Barney and Berry Punch pull two baseball bats out of Surprise's hair. They destroy Moe's bar valuables. Barney smashes the stained glass windows, the neon sign, the jukebox, and the clipboard. Berry Punch smashes the shotgun, the china cabinet, the TV, and the cash register.
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Moe: HEY! QUIT SMASHING THE VALUABLES THAT I SPENT MY HARD-EARNED MONEY ON! YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT IF YOU KEEP IT UP! And you, you plothole with serious behavioral problems! If I ever run into you, I will throw you into a manhole and shit in that same manhole!
Pacific Glow: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Pacific Glow: I want to talk to my old Grade 12 Honors ELA teacher Mr. Van Dull
Moe: Mr. Van Dull?
Pacific Glow: Yeah. It's an old Anglo Saxon name. First name Mad.
Moe: Let's see. Attention please! Mad Van Dull! Mad Van Dull! I really want a mad vandal!
Barney: You want a mad vandal badly, you get two mad vandals!
**Barney and Berry Punch pull two baseball bats out of Surprise's hair. They destroy Moe's bar valuables. Barney smashes the stained glass windows, the neon sign, the jukebox, and the clipboard. Berry Punch smashes the shotgun, the china cabinet, the TV, and the cash register.
Moe: HEY! QUIT SMASHING THE VALUABLES THAT I SPENT MY HARD-EARNED MONEY ON! YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT IF YOU KEEP IT UP! And you, you plothole with serious behavioral problems! If I ever run into you, I will throw you into a manhole and shit in that same manhole!
Pacific Glow: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!