Hugs?

I would stare for a moment, try to process what I was seeing, and then finally I would react.
 
“What’s going on here?” I would ask, the tone of my voice giving away the annoyance I felt at being stuck in the situation. They’d tell me and my response to this would be to bring them inside, give them water and tell them, “When something like this comes your way you’ve got to stand strong and meet it. Get out there, you can turn this situation around and come on top. Go on girls, show the world what you’re made of.”
 
After leading them away from my property and invest in a gated fence to keep these annoying little twerps off my lawn.

@CheesyTheCat  
So this? >>363440

I don’t care.

@DudeManGuy  
A reasonable gentleman is this guy.

Take them in and attempt to raise them better than their parents evidently did.

Bring them inside, make them some tea and ask what happened and if I can help. They’re just kids being brats, no need to condemn them forever for the follies of youth.

Sigh and ask them what’s wrong.

Open the door.  
Stare.  
“I must be crazy…”  
Shut the door.

Sigh…. I’d hug. (>~~.~~)>

@CheesyTheCat  
Purchase but don’t use them as directed.

spray them with cold water then give them a warm bath and ask them what wrong and help them

Hug them both and find out what’s wrong.

Poke their bellies, and maybe hug ss,

Take them both in because as much as I loathe them I am a soft touch when it comes to small adorable things.

Hug Silver and kick out Diamond Tiara?

Yeesh, some of you are just mean-spirited people or something.

Take a knee, stroke Silver Spoon’s head comfortingly and ask what happened.

Call a vet.

Boot to the head

@crimsom_blaze  
“I tried to change. I tried goddamnit, I really did! That’s all that counts, right? Please, please, I can change! I swear I can change! I… Oh god… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–”