New headcanon: the extreme facial expression that occurred from climaxing during a three-way with the rulers of the sun and moon left a permanent mark.
Derpy’s got it right. Because when you have a three-way with both rulers of your country who are also sisters at the same time, you don’t smoke a plain old cigarette.
Go out and party with your student and her friends: 10 bits
Drink strong cider with your sister after 1000 year: 20 bits
Wake up in bed with your sister and Derpy the next day: Priceless