@donut64s  
I’d like to screw the woman. Can I have her?

@Whatevs  
She’s pretty hot.

@Background Pony  
Well, the “what are you, gay?” is either a douchebag sentence or a joke sentence. Guess what, DB is the short for Derpibooru here, not for Douchebag.

@Granidas  
Then mark your ‘jokes’.

@Background Pony  
That was a joke, not a dick.  
Don’t take it too hard.

go press the button, go press the button  
do not press that button  
we’re so close go press that button  
NO, DO NOT DO IT. I DON’T LET YOU TO PRESS IT  
press it press the button  
don’t press that button  
press it  
don’t press it  
PART FIVE, BOOBY TRAP IN THE STALEMATE BUTTON

press that shit immediately

@Granidas  
Yes, because obviously someone who prefers their possible partners to consent to something as stupid as having to fuck a cartoon horse every day makes them gay.

The catch is the character is Snails.

@Background Pony  
Consentement?  
What are you, gay?

@PrisonedMuffin  
>Kate Upton  
Plebeian
 
It’s all about Carla Ossa

I will seriously push the fuck out of that button. And screw the woman, unless “woman” counts with “mare”.

So if I press the button, I could have a threesome with Kate Upton and Rainbow Dash if I want? Not sure how I feel about this.

And the MLP characters are…
 

Lol @ “questionable” tag
 
_{Cause the whole image is just a question… get it? :P}

No.

At any rate, this problem is underspecified ethically. We have no information on if the MLP Character or the (presumably human) woman consents, or what they think of being in a bigamous relationship.

ALright.
 
I’m pressing that button and I want human Celestia. Fulfills both requirements and I’m happy.

hell no

Hell no.

Hmm. Well, I guess here’s an opportunity to be grateful for Equestria Girls.

Sure, why not.

just the females?

yeah, I can handle that.