@C Money  
Heretic!  

@C Money  
A small-breasted edit! Somebody! Anybody!  

This image could’ve been better if the tits were smaller.

@Background Pony #4475  
Unsubscribe to this image if it bothers you. Personally, I welcome the chance to come back to this image regularly.

@Background Pony #4475  
I’ll stop when I get to tap dat like a touchscreen.

@Background Pony #4475  
People will stop commenting when this Celestia emerges from my iPad and starts fucking me cowgirl-style.

Stahp commenting this

@syrrax  
So, what, is Doug the ultimate solipsist now?

@ShimmeringStallion  
we are all made up in his head

I’m talking to everypony.

@thps48  
The voices in his head.

@Dougscientist  
Again, you’re not replying to anypony. Nopony knows you’re talking to. DX

Shut the hell up.

@Journeyman  

 
Sorry, but I am not him. L0L
 
Sorry, Imma go home to read this on my iPad. I tried to read on my phone but it was too much. Gonna go home. Make myself some funky shakes. Read y’comment.

@Somber Star  
In the picture, yes, but in the snippet the only real curves I gave her were bigger breasts. I was drawing her admiration for herself from the picture, but her general figure from how she appears in the show; she’s a stick. Of course I could have given her perfect curves, but that’d be boring; just about every other fanfic out there has that when it comes to admiring her figure. I wanted the contrast.
 
@C Money  
Jesus it’s not even 1,000 words. How short is your attention span? Is this comment too long and unread?

@TheAbridgenator  
Yes. Serious Business.  

@C Money  
Ah, so you mean SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 

@TheAbridgenator  
Yeah, you’re right. I’m not Adam Jenesn.  
 
I’m part of a squad that’s more my style of badass.

@Somber Star  
In school, there are different divisions of teams. A senior varsity would have a better chance than, say, a freshman second stringer. XD

@Background Pony #8C3B  
There are at least a dozen football players per team, counting backups.

@Journeyman  
I imagine there are at least a dozen football players hot enough and interested enough to make Celestia have some interest. XD

@C Money  
Good sir, I know Adam Jensen. Adam Jensen is a good friend of mine. You, sir, are no Adam Jensen.

@Boss Snikrot  

@C Money  
Didn’t you ask for it? That kinda implies you were going to read it in the first place.

@C Money  
Considering it’s a quality read, yes.