Diapers are for Build-A-Bear teddy bears and teddy bears

I wish they would make adult sized ones

Looking up diaper stuff. Saw this. “Holy crap, 6 pages of comments about diapers?! This is going to be interesting…”
 
And then I read them.
 
All I can say is…
 
Lol.
 
@Background Pony #3AD5  

 
Beautiful comment. /)
 
@Mentira  

 
Don’t you mean… Pampering? Rimshot

@Background Pony #501B  
Because it is one?

what I want to know is why is it categorized as diaper

It’s like you guys have never seen diapers or pull-ups with characters on them before.

@stargrazer  
Correct.

@Dreamsicle  
What is wallgreens? Probably some US-only store… :(

@Background Pony  
No need for all that. Just go to Walgreens sometime. :/

how do i get a hold of these? email me at kitfox63@yahoo.com

@Background Pony
 
 
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No…

@Background Pony  
yeah. That was a disaster.

@Zaedrin  
What are you doing, man! Do you have any idea what the last “Shit on Princess Twilight” comment led to?

Twilight has finally become the princess she deserves to be! So how do we celebrate? By shitting on her, of course!

Oh you guys. Stay classy, Derpibooru. XD

@Background Pony  
Did you seriously just type 8 paragraphs ranting on alicorn Twilight on an image of MLP Pull-ups?

100th comment get?

@Background Pony  
You seem to be forgetting that in order to use magic consciously, one needs a horn. Cadence didn’t need a horn. I’m not defending Twilicorn, I’m rationalizing Cadence’s success based on her achievement, seeing as she effectively shit all over conventional wisdom and managed to overpower somebody using a powerful amplifying artifact in a non-agressive manner. We’re not commenting on it being a marketing ploy, that’s all on you. What I’m saying is that Cadence has proven herself to be Alicorn material because she had both power and an understanding of it that goes beyond ‘point at target and fire’.

@Mayojar77  
Without unicorn magic. You’re forgetting that love is a form of magic. A really fucking powerful form of magic, and one that isn’t exclusive to any one race.
 
Are we to believe that not only do Cadence and Twilight have a better understanding of love and friendship, respectively, than any other pony in a country literally founded on the magic of love and friendship, but that this comprehension is so much better that it warrants giving them political power and ascension to godhood‽
 
Even if Twilight is some kind of crazy friendship savant, and is better at friendship (something she’s very new at) than thousands of ponies who have had more friends for longer, whoop-de-fucking-do. That doesn’t qualify her for political office.
 
Twilight Sparkle is the absolute last pony you’d want in the government. And don’t give me that “Games Ponies Play” deep-breaths horseshit, because GPP was a minor hiccup compared to the problems that come with a title that carries actual responsibilities like, say, PRINCESS. Being neurotic and panicky is part of Twilight’s character, part of her personality. It doesn’t go away just because she does some fucking breathing exercises.
 
Making Cadence and Twilight alicorns is obviously a marketing ploy done to drum up toy sales, and the creative staff was left with the task of somehow stitching them onto/into the carefully balanced world that Faust created.
 
I don’t blame the creative staff; they can only polish a turd so much, and a shiny turd is still a turd. Granted, “Magical Mystery Cure” was poorly written and full of plotholes even before the Twilicorn shit, but that’s a different conversation. But this is just what happens when marketing and selling toys takes precedence over good storytelling and maintaining a balanced, cohesive, and consistent world.
 
Faust wasn’t the goddess that some people seem to think she was, and that people accuse me of thinking she was. She had her fair share of dumb ideas, and Hasbro rightly talked her down from them. But now Hasbro has no one to talk the down from their stupid ideas, and as a result we see shit like Derpygate, alicorn Cadence, the Crystal Empire, Twilicorn, and Equestria Girls.
 
There is a tiny silver lining in Equestria Girls (and its possible TV show), though. Perhaps it means that the characters have resonated with people enough that they will live beyond Friendship Is Magic, achieving a kind of cartoon immortality. And maybe, years down the road, the show will get rebooted, and we’ll get to see Equestria the way it should’ve been, the not the way Hasbro’s charts and focus groups think will make the most money.
 
@Grieffon  
Because being shat and pissed on is exactly what Twilicorn deserves. The shift to Cadence was because it was also a bad move to make her an alicorn.

I don’t likes diapers. It reminds me babies and babies are noisy :(

@Background Pony  
Oh my god what. why

What the fuck, guys. I just make ONE “shit on Twilicorn” joke and you people turn it into another long debate about alicorns.
 
This is too entertaining.

Wait, what ? How this discussion has shifted so quickly ?
 
Ah, right.

@kruppenstein  
Damn, did you break your neck making THAT logical leap?

@Background Pony  
Slinky Box! Like a Slinky on an escalator!  
(And cartoon characters on diapers are a very common thing, it’s no big deal.)