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Background Pony #70CD
“Hey Spike? I know that you were portrayed as knowing how to play the piano and the pan flute, knowing how to cook, and that you were also shown as an accomplished thespian and public speaker in earlier seasons, but were gonna show you as a bumbling incompetent for the rest of the series. You know, ‘Rule of Funny’ and all that.”
 
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Background Pony #70CD
“Hey Spike? You have to choose between growing into a horrible monster or spending your entire life as a pre-pubescent baby.”
 
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Background Pony #70CD
“Hey Spike? Have you noticed that Twilight gives the boy in EqG a full embrace… but that she’s only ever given you a “politically correct half-hug”? Oh, and did you hear her say that she loves the girls at the end of the season three conclusion? She’s never told you she loves you, right? I mean, all she’s ever really said is ‘You’ll always have tenure in my workforce!‘I just thought I’d pass that along.”
 
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Background Pony #70CD
“Hey Spike? It turns out that becoming an alicorn didn’t make Twilight immortal, so she’s not going to outlive her friends. You will though. Also, if you take the statement a certain way, it means that Twilight doesn’t consider you a friend.”
 
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Background Pony #70CD
“Hey Spike? They’re giving Twilight a love interest next season, so you have to move into the basement so a stranger has some privacy while he fucks the closest thing you’ll ever have to a mom.”
 
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