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Twily Montana: Your guy Blueblood, you know he’s a piece of shit. I told him to do something he didn’t listen to me so I had to cancel his fucking contract.
 
Princess Celestia: Me and my partners are pissed off Twilight.
 
Twily Montana: That’s okay, no big deal. We do it next month.
 
Princess Celestia: No Twilight, you can’t do that, they found what was under the car, now our friend has got security up the ass, and the heat is gonna come hard on my partners and me. There’s not gonna be a next time you fucking dumb you cockslut you blew it.
 
Twily Montana: Hey take it easy when to talk to me, okay?
 
Princess Celestia: I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to fuck me.
 
Twily Montana: Hey, hey who the fuck you think you’re talking to huh? You wanna fuck with me? Who the fuck you think I am, your fucking bellgirl? Come on, you wanna go to war, we take you to war, okay?

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All I have in this world is my plot and my word, and I don’t break ’em for nopony!
Background Pony #1D93
:opens door to see Twilight carrying Spike, yelling ‘Say hello to my little assistant!’:
 
We better pack our bags, fellas. We’re fucked.
TheDog
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Howdy 4 All
Twily: What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad girl.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad girl! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad girl like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad girl. There’s a bad girl comin’ through! Better get outta her way!