I’d ask her if growing wings is painful.

look into my coffee cup what the fuck was in my coffee? i swear i see Twilight in front of me.

“…Hi. You’re real right, and I haven’t lost my mind?”

Follow the protagonist from You in Equestria and spontaneously lick her in the face.

Hold my head chuckling and going, “You’re not possible!”  
Hopefully sometimes being neurotic herself she would talk me down so we could cuddle.

I would say hello to her. Then I would introduce her to the greatest gift and greatest curse she will ever have in her entire life… the Internet.

watch The Lorax

Ask her how she got here then sit through the inevitable 10-hour scientific explanation and regretting asking the question the whole time.
 
Oh. And hugs.

Ignore her and hope she goes away.

Hugs.  
No words, just hugs.

“Fair warning, I’m going to barrage you with questions: How did you come to this dimension? Why me? What is the nature of our two worlds and whatever medium it is that separates them? Can you get back to Equestria? Can you take me with you? I should probably let you get a word edgewise…”

Apparently Solid Snake edited his box.

Practice my chair-throwing technique.

Get out@Background Pony

Take her. Hold her. Love her.

“you know what’s crazy? I was thinking about recieving you just before. You neee to make a phone call?”

“Shut up! You are now my pet, and I will give you a name! You are… Violet Bummer!”

A pony in a box?  
>:(  
Y U NO DERPY!

1st. Rub my eyes to make sure I’m not seeing things.  
2nd. Touch her hair to make sure she’s real.  
3rd. Pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming.  
4th. Apologize for acting weird infront of her.

*requests

@Zincy  
Well even if a person knows nothing about MLP they would most likely still know what a unicorn is. Sure they would be thrown off by that that it can talk and is purple of all colors. A persons firsts reaction would either be showing someone close ore start asking questions and making eequests

I GTFO before she attempts to vivisect me.

@Background Pony  
Sorry about that. Here’s Pinkie  
>>313792

Tape the box shut again with her inside and leave a complaint stapled to the side saying, “Take this back. Give me Pinkie”