fuck yes

I still probably would have gone with Red Delegate- be that sort of villain who’s menacing but not an actual threat, just trying to test the heroes’ strength and abilities and give them some epic and memorable fights to be remembered by.

Always take the box. ALWAYS. NO REGRETS.

Originally, I would have picked the initial choice A) but listed Discord as my favorite to hang out with, just to screw with him, but also cause he is kind of a favorite of mine, or B) hang out with Celestia, but basically just let her vent about her day to me and share some timeless wisdom and living historical perspective, maybe offer massages, however once the mystery box thing started, I didn’t really like any of the options, until I finally got to the delegates.  
Interestingly enough, I chose the Blue Delegate without even reading the description, and it gave me the option I would have been willing to settle for, the closest runner up choice being the Red Delegate, just because it would be hilarious that had a non-existent plan thwarted and also in case it might come with some cool powers and such.  
I was not willing to go with the Final box, so I missed out on Pinkie, but really, Pinkie is Pinkie, I’m sure I’d bump into her anyway.
 
So overall, I think I fared pretty well on this thing.

I won!

I’d love another wouldja-rather game like this one… It was fun!

works for me!

That is kind of the point

This whole progression was a series of horrible bait-and-switches and every single choice was unfavorable. There was no way to win at this.

I’d have been stuck with Dizzy and Flutters…I’d have made it work.
 
End. If I’d had the courage for that first Box:  
After that I’d have gotten Zecora and probably chickened out. After that I’d have become the pet, I wouldn’t have minded. When confronted with the letter I’d have given it away at once and chosen blue and explained that I took a curse for Fluttershy, That when I learned of it through a cursed letter instead of banishing her from Equestria I stepped forward to bear it for the Lady Kindness instead and so am banished from my world, my friends and my loved ones. I wished I’d picked green, because Rarity would probably make a fine roommate still. Or Red if that comes with immortality.

@Lurker Pony  
They get one pony, in the real world.
 
We get to live in Equestria with no restrictions or conditions other than that we live with Ice Pack (and the wording also implies that we don’t even have to pay him rent)

Best mystery box ever.

Pinkie Pie with no drawbacks? Man, lucky to all who took those leap of faiths.
 
Good luck getting privacy though. She learns, but she forgets too.
 
If anyone was curious, I chose Mystery Box and A. Looks like I’m bunking with Ice Pack. [iamokaywiththis.jpg]

Darn, I was hoping for some gold.

Weaver please never stop being a magnificent bastard.

Its just a ride.It goes up and down, round and round and its very brightly colored.

Wasn’t having so good a day and then I read these.  
Thanks GG c:

Round of Applause
 
for the exceptional imagination of weaver
 

 
_{you are forever damned with pinkie}

I am still reasonably happy with Ice Pack. Zecora would have potentially been better (Especially if potions were involved with the fun-times. :3c) but still, I got an awesome roommate (who I may or may not sleep with) and can meet all the other ponies without any attached hangups.

I chose to be with Discord from the getgo. Chaotic shenanigans with Rarity are go!

HAPPY NOW, FOOLISH MORTALS?!
 
I am, I’m cool blue with the blue guy, which in the end, was the choice I could deal with the most. If it weren’t for that lingering possibility of Ice Pack having some illegitimate kids down the line (and if I had remembered to actually choose, which would’ve been his road..), I’d have stopped there.

welllllll shiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!! i hope he makes another one of these games

Thank you for this ride Weaver.
 
If I wasn’t as awkward as I am, I’d give words of near-sycophantic praise in private messages

I am happy with what I chose. Time to go do zebra science.

mother FUUUUUUUU-!!! >________<