So much cuteness

Cutie

I failed

Where did you study?  
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive tract, you ain’t got no money for no fancy schools!  
Oh.  
I’m not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central!  
Oh?  
No, it was IN the crack! (groans in disgust) Right in the stanky, puckered center!  
Ezekiel Lewis’ Rider Like Me blares through the radio  
We were so poor, we lived off of peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?  
OK, I get it. You were poor.  
You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that’s poor!  
OK, please, you’re going to make me vomit!  
(pukes out of the car window)  
Vomit? We couldn’t afford no vomit; that’s for rich folk.  
Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.  
Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?  
NO!

I finished. Classes this time had no finals. The most stress free semester I’ve had in awhile.

I’m doing good in school Pinkie

@Aurora  
@Vree  
I got what I deserved. But I’ll get that bachelor degree.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Doing the math on my grade average shows I’m passing my classes wether I screw up the final or not. So I don’t give a damn.

I haven’t been at school for over ten years Pinkie.

@Aurora  
There is actually a third option. That he was young and foolish, but could’ve hung on there anyway, like many of us do. School was always about not receiving praise for what I deserve and being let slide for my crimes when I don’t deserve for me.
 
So yeah, it’s tragic. But I have faith. He’ll turn this thing around and win.

Yeeeeeees

@TheUkrainianBard  
this can go two ways.
 
if you did something to deserve it, it was probably for the best.
 
if you didn’t do anything, wow, that must suck and i wish you the best of luck in the future.

I got expelled :(

Shut up pinkie! Goddammit!

O_O My old Nanny did warn me that someone was watching everything I do and that would account me for my actions one day, but I never expected she’d be referring to Pinkie Pie.