BigBuggyBastage
Go fsck yourself
Would thermonuclear war be considered “mercy”?
I mean, if you’re not vaporized within the initial fireballs, or killed in the blast waves immediately afterward, the combined worldwide radioactive fallout of hundreds if not thousands of warheads going off will probably get ya in less than a month, if starvation hasn’t.
Pro Tip: keep your New Year expectations low. :)