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Your chances of being snuggled by a cow are low, but never zero
:P

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WaynePonePone
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Gold Supporter - Gold Supporter
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

Flutters Hitchy Glimglam
@Badumsquish
I’m not sure about being good at it but practice makes perfect, and I can spend my whole life milking her. :3
Especially now that I know she is way, way taller than me. X3
Freedomman97

I am hoping that my little fanfic can maybe be a little idea comic to make in the future if you want. I know it’s silly but the story is like this, Rarity looks thru the window and you are just going to the mailbox to get your mail, but you are not interest in Raricow right now.
But she charge after you and hug you very tight and almost make you pass out from lack of oxygen, Raricow start to break down crying and runs out of your house leaving a image in your wall (like a cartoon gag) and you can decide if you want to cheer her up or not. I know its dumb but I am hoping that it might make a cool story one day.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

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@Cosmas-the-Explorer
To be fair, she’s more cow than human :D
@Background Pony #BE81
@BigBuggyBastage
Cows really are way more cuddly and cute than they get credit for. Ever seen what happens when you play music for them? :D
@Twifan
At the same time? Depends on how good you are at milking them :P
@Clever Clovers
@SwingtownDerp
It only took a few minutes. I literally just plopped down my raricow monster girl into the old picture XD
@Wayneponeth
As long as you’re good at milking her you can tell all the bad puns you want :P
@Iron Storm
@Setsugekka
She’s a big girl. Even though she’s technically short for a minotaur, she’s still over 7 feet tall :D
@Background Pony #7C51
@Background Pony #94A6
@Background Pony #1495
Everything to him is weird in Equestria, so nothing is. Hopping in bed with a near 8 foot tall cow woman with udders and male parts isn’t any weirder than hopping in bed with a sentient winged unicorn :P
Background Pony #1495
@Background Pony #94A6
In fairness, Badum’s version of Equestria has a lot of weird stuff, more so than OG Equestria, so I imagine a few denezins are used to the same weirdness as GMHAA is.
Background Pony #7C51
Dose gmhaa ever question why he keeps attracting monster girls and other creatures?
Freedomman97

walks to my door
unlocks the door while Rarity is outside with happy eyes while making cute noise of excitement
Opens the door to walk to my mailbox while Rarity runs to me with open arms and with heart shape in her eyes
while looking through my mail looking for some Coupons Rarity runs behind me and hug me very tight calling me cute names I love you Darling, I Want some cuddles Darling, give mama Rarity a kiss, Oh Sweetheart you are soooo cute, and other stuff
While you are getting your mail you head back inside like its a normal afternoon but Rarity is still cuddling you very tight then usual but you don’t mind one bit, you close the door and try to get Rarity off your back but like quick drying glue she does not even budge, now she is getting tighter and tighter and it starting to get even harder to breath.
you beg Rarity to let you go and after you said that Rarity did not listen to what you said, Rarity saw that your face is turning blue and purple, she let go of you and manage to catch your breath.
Rarity eyes turn from happy heart shape to sad heart shape eyes and starting to tear up and begin her Rarity Drama, as in Crying, wailing and begging for your forgiveness.
While you are still trying to breath instead of coughing and wheezing you see rarity crying in a huge puddle and even boogers started to come out, gross very gross.
As you start to walk to Rarity you try to tell her its ok but her tears and wailing are getting in the way, I am so sorry Darling I am the worst Cow Pony ever! I don’t deserve your love I am going home I love you darling. When Rarity said that last sentence she ran off and ran through the wall and there was left was a image of Rarity and even her tears were pierce into the wall.
You could chase after her but you look at the coupons and you saw there was a 50% off for a Mcflurry and a fillies meal for McPinkis, you decide to put on your favorite hat on and head to Mcpinkie to get a meal with your coupon and head out, you look at the wall Rarity left behind you look at one last time and head out.
After you get your 50% meal from Mcpinkies you decide to head to the park and after you sat down on the grass you heard distant whimpering and deicide to investigate to noise, and its no other than Rarity and she is still crying but not that like last time like about 8 minutes ago after you left your house. You try to walk to her and after she saw you her heart shape eyes were starting to tear up, but before she start all over again you put your hands over her lips and give her a quiet shhhh.
She calm down right after that kind gesture you gave he and her eyes turn back to happy heart shape eyes. you decide to give her some part of your Mc Fillies meal that had some Apples, French Hays and Veggie burgers, Rarity ask you a small question while you are still eating, May I cuddle you? said Rarity. And with no words coming out of you, you put your hands behind her back and give her the biggest hug in the world and while she cuddle you manage to steal some of her fried hays and she is to busy hugging you.
Thank you for reading this small fanfic I know its a bit more a small story and I know its a silly but I am hoping that this can be a comic one day I will be very happy to see that happen one day, again thanks for reading if you read this in your spare times. Let me know if you want me to make more one day let me know I am interest in small fanfics let me know, I hope everyone has a nice day or afternoon Byyeeeee.
BigBuggyBastage
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
I’ve had good luck getting “snuggles” from critters, just by parking along the roadside, and walking up to the fence. They usually come right up to me, without saying a word, and enjoy all the head-pats I’m willing to give.
Then again, I’ve never had a [Rari-]cow look in through my window, nor target me for snuggles.