DerpyFast
“How? Well, it’s quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think you got me all figured out. But there’s one thing you didn’t account for. My numbers, are bigger than yours. Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level, and you’re basically untouchable. My wounds heal faster than you can make them. We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me. Not that it wouldn’t be fun. But, I’ve got good news. You see, there’s no need to wonder where your god is. Because she’s right here.
And she’s fresh out of mercy.”