Wait your a dude!? I gotta get out of here now! NINJA VANISH!!! Fires RPG at feet

Anon: [Boner intensification INTENSIFIES]
 
Kirin: “Well alrighty then!”

I don’t care. You.me.bed.now.

Anon: That fine; just makes the beer spout easier to drink from.
 
Forest: … You do know that Kirin Beer isn’t actually piss, right?

@SmartMars603  
Eye’s

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
They also don’t have eye lashes and their eye shape is different

I’m not sure the universe knows, dude.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
Hey, so long as they’re still all floofy, male or female doesn’t really matter much to me. I’mma still get jiggy with my shiggy diggy.

@SmartMars603  
Males have a different stripe pattern than the ladies

@RainbowDash69  
I read that the males don’t have horns.
 
Edit:nvm, I’ve been lied to.

@SmartMars603  
just eyelashes

I think I read somewhere that the male and female kirins look different. I don’t know how tho.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant  
Na na na na na na na~
 
[Adjusts monocle]

@Joseph Raszagal  
Sir, you are making me think of the music of William Smith.

That’s perfectly fine with me.

@Dark_Angel  
Damn right. Gay or straight, nobody turns down a chance at getting jiggy with that much floof.

Me: Oh. You want to fuck?  
Kirin: I just said, “I’m a dude.”  
Me: I know. You want to fuck?  
Kirin:…sure

50% of people after the episode

@Revenant Wings  
Me right here!

I have a feeling that they reproduce like slugs, so it doesn’t matter.

With kirin I don’t think it matters.

Doesn’t matter, still gonna cuddle you.

You really are fond of chatting with me, aren’t you? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn’t hear that! Hah hah hah!

perfect! cheers to more cider!