@KirbyfanNeox  
I was just about to say the same thing, it’s Kabuto in real life

those claws cant even pinch you

Horseshoe crabs may be creepy looking but they are pretty harmless and not very gross (in their habits or way they live) creatures.

I wanna rub its bel-  
oh.

‘nother interesting fact; They’re more closely related to spiders than crabs.
 
Woops, misspelled “horrifying”.

@Too_Offensive  
You mean grunting noises from someone trying to get up?

@Gundlach  
It’s not the only interesting thing about their blood. :)

It’s less disturbing if you imagine it making an “Eh! Eh! Eh!” noise

How lewd!  

Horseshoe crabs~! Interesting fact: their blood is blue.