@Badumsquish  

 
Yessssss.

@GenericArchangel  
“I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank I’m a tank…”

@Badumsquish  

 
So Derpy’s an ork, it seems. Makes sense.

@Everyone  
Her boss forgot to tell her it was too heavy to lift by herself :P
 
@GenericArchangel  
@Background Pony #DE9C  
It’s funny actually. She really is one of the strongest characters in the series mentally-speaking. A lot of main characters have fallen to absolute pieces or begun lashing out to comfort themselves in response to not nearly as bad of a thing as Derpy got through. Like, she didn’t turn evil or fall into depression or take it out on anyone, she was basically like “I’m gonna try to have this fixed!” and then was like “Eh whatever I tried” and now she’s like one of the happiest and most successful characters in the show XD
 
@Damaged  
You need to touch the toe beans :P
 
@Background Pony #9144  
@Power-Up&Sky-Blue  
@Background Pony #9144  
She’d dip her claw in ink and then write a bunch of hieroglyphs. Then Derpy is like “Is that an ‘𓎔’ or an ‘𓎕’? I forgot my reading glasses!” :P
 
@Brokedownandmadeone  
:P  

Sphonx  
Derped Sphinx daughter or sister when?

She’s just that good.

If she doesn’t figure it out, her package will be considered lost.

@Wayneponeth  
Good point

@Cyborg  
Of course she’d order a box of nothing. She’s a cat after all. :P

She may not be the smartest, but she sure has some ingenuity

Don’t question Derpy.

@Damaged  
She will use those toebeans to stamp the papers

Plot twist: There’s nothing inside that box

Using a cloud

She’s the best at what she does, bub.

Plot twist: It’s a box full of pegasi

@Power-Up&Sky-Blue
 
Oh yeah she probably can’t write in modern equestrian or even read it. Even if she could there’s no way she’s able to read such a small paper or ever in a million years be able to sign it or even hold the pen

Plot twist: it’s sand for her litter box.

@Red Cedar  
Either that or she’s just very determined. 😋✌🏽

@Background Pony #9144  
That’s only assuming she writes in Equestrian…

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

She has powers beyond mortal or immortal comprehension.

I just realized, It is a perfect trap! We distract her with the impossibility of the situation and she lets her guard down in confusion, When she signs for it out of societal convention we will finally know her name >:D

how is the sphinx gonna sign for that without breaking it

@Korora  
That makes a lot of sense honestly.