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Bristle_Brew
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

V It doesn’t go like that. It goes;  
“She knows when you are sleeping, she knows when you’re awake. She knows if you’ve been bad or good and how much you can take”.
Background Pony #6F94
“She knows what you’ve been doing,  
She knows if you’ve been good or bad.”
Bristle_Brew
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

First option: Run like hell, change your name, appearance and genetic code to the point that she’ll never find you.  
Second option: Drink lots of fluids, eat a few energy bars and lots of protein (for sperm production, you see) and get ready for the ride of your life.
Napsack
Typically turned to the funny pages - For Patreon supporters
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

why
Blink, and she appears outside.  
Blink again, and she’s breathing on the window.  
Blink yet again, and she’s breathing on the back of your neck.