Guardsmen, what is your primary function?

Did a blue pegasi with rainbow mane bothered any of you guys again or he/she never came back?

*(Redo)  
What are your guy’s Methods Of Service?

Do any of you forgive me for the T. rex incident in Canterlot?

What made ya want to join?

Do you like pie?

What is your guy’s Method Of Service?

How would you react if some guy annoyed you for 24 hours?

a lot of ponies call many other species monsters but do you have any definition of the term?

Hi, guys. Any room in the Guard for a pony with my particular talent?

D’ya read Cupcakes yet?
 
On that subject, what was the most sick, depraved thing while on the job? I guess nothing, considering Equestria has a virtual 0% crime rate, right?

(Of course I wouldn’t be surprised if that question does not make it. He’s gotta keep his operation secret.)

How do you guys know if this Cloud Swarmer guy is who he claims to be? He goes around a lot, asking questions under the guise of “interviews”. How do you know he hasn’t been replaced by a changeling? A chance for high-level covert recon operation. Do you trust those spells that purportedly reveal changelings?

Silly question: Do eat your pancakes with ketchup?

What outfit are you guys with? Are you guys with the Royal Fusilier Division, or am not as good as identifying unit insignia as I used be?

Are there any plans to make a garrison near Ponyville? I think, since there’s been so many problems around the place, there should be a permanent base around.

What the most ridiculous thing you two have seen while on duty?

What do you guys actually do?

Do any of you have a sense of humor? If so, can you tell me a joke?

Where were you guys during the Changeling invasion/occupation of Canterlot? Were you captured by the Changelings?

You want more question huh?  
Alright then, I got one for you  
If a man tells you everything he says is a lie, is he telling the truth?  
Answer me^ that one

Bleh, I got nothing to ask these guys.

Ever do skirmishing drills with the Wonderbolts? I’m imagining you trying to ‘capture’ them as they try to strafe you.

Princess Celestia tells me she’s sent a couple of you to guard the entrance to the green dragon’s cave in the Everfree Forest. How’s that working out? Some job, right?