@Anoncrsh
Many things.

What’s so bad about Ohio again?

Can’t forget about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland either. That place is awesome.

>he can’t into Ceader Point or King’s Island or the Columbus Center of Science and Industry

NGMI in Ohio

I have been to Ohio, the only thing bad about it is that state will bore you to death

@Anoncrsh
Texas is BIG though. You can find places and sub regions with vastly different cultures. Hate the country feel which is idotic you can move to Austin and pretend to not be of Texas. Then after you have moved to Austin if you ever bother to leave and look around you would realize a good portion of the area to the south and west is actually of German decent with spots of tejano and then you could drive on over to San Antonio and get real breakfast tacos.

@Anoncrsh
sounds like someone’s never been to ohio

Texas would be worse

@Squashbug  
I admire the enthusiasm, but no. Ohio shall prevail.

At least it’s not Detroit

@AlushyTheTyrant  
I-O!
 
Sorry for the late reply.

@AlushyTheTyrant
 
Ohio has DEVO. For that, this Pennsyltuckian is thankful.
 
’Secret aaaagent man! They’ve given me a number, but they’ve taken ‘way my name!’

How do you know about Ohio!? That’s sensitive information!

A fate worse than Brazil.

But Ohio means family and family means no one gets left behind.

As one from Ohio myself, it isn’t that bad. Sure, Michigan is our rivals in college football, and we may have many astronauts from here, but we’re also chock-full of history and have many achievements.
 
@ElderD
 
O-H

Celestia decided to start banishing people to Ohio once everyone decided that the moon was too cruel and unusual of a punishment.
 
@Background Pony #9EDB  

 
LOL!
 
@NickLozano2793  
I am one quarter Ohioan of Texas, I think we can take’em just fine.

There’s only one sure thing that I know  
I’ve got to get out of Ohio!  
‘Til then I’ll never feel love  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinLQG2VSR4  
(Escape from Ohio, by Electric Six.) It’s the most boring of time outs! It’s like if Kansas were an airport passenger waiting room.

@Background Pony #C611  
“We’re not Detroit!”

As someone who’s lived in central Ohio their entre life. All I can say is yeah, it’s not the most interesting state. But hey, it’s home!
 
Sure, the landscape is mostly flat except for the south and eastern ends. The cities aren’t particularly impressive, with maybe Cleveland or Cincinnati being the closest? Hell, even the only big game you can hunt is white tailed deer, unless you count coyotes.
 
But if there’s one good thing living near Columbus, it’s that you have both Kings island and Cedar point to choose from when it comes to theme parks in reasonable driving distance.

@Lord Of Dorkness  
@Kalenz
 
Some parts of Ohio, though…

The Brazilian resistance is making an active effort to redirected all those sentenced to Ohio to Brazil.  
Celestia will not prevail, you will come to Brazil.