…and just as the intruders think they’ve made a clean escape, Opalescence goes into action, a whirling dervish of claws and fury that takes down the perpetrators in seconds!
 
Ah, who am I kidding? She slept right through the whole damn thing.

@Background Pony #A40C  
It maybe cringe, but that was just the scenario I thought of based off the dialogue in the description.

@Background Pony #929C  
Talk about white knight cringe…

Me: sees the theives taking all of Rarity’s belongings and takes defensive action via a gun Drop the sewing machine!
 
Theives: throw their hands up
 
Thief 1: We were just kidding!
 
Me: Likely story! Get down on the ground!
 
Thief 2; Never!
 
Me: NOW!
 
Theives: get down on the ground in fear
 
Me: Now stay there! calls the police Alright, stay there until the police arrive! And don’t EVEN think about running! goes inside the boutique Rarity?
 
Rarity: MMMHHH!
 
Me: finds Rarity tied up Rarity! ungags her and unties her You ok?
 
Rarity: Yes, darling, thanks!
 
Me: I got the crooks on the ground outside!
 
Rarity: Excellent! I can encase them in my diamond sheids!
 
We both run outside and Rarity encases theives in her diamond sheids
 
Rarity: You ruffians just messed with the wrong lady!
 
The police arrive
 
Police Officer 1: We’ll take them from here. Thanks for your help!
 
Rarity: No problem!
 
Me: Anytime, officer!
 
Police Officer 2: Glad to hear it!