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Ponies Online! - April 13-14

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Zesty Gourmand for @PonyQuarantine, based off inside jokes and old commercials https://t.co/MOBBu7cyws

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Background Pony #B374
>get invited to breakfast by a famous food critic  
>she offers you breakfast cereal  
Life is suffering.
Background Pony #B374
@Marker  
What’s the old joke?
 
“This bread has sawdust in it!”
 
“Yeah, and it’s the best sawdust they make!”
Background Pony #B374
>”Sure! How do you like your eggs in the morning?”  
>”Unfertilized.”
Background Pony #0245
I’m reminded of that old Corn-something-or-other commercial where the woman is concerned about people seeing her eating the cereal that is supposedly only for kids.
 
Pardon, I don’t eat a lot of cereal.